{"title":"Birthday Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003eFind all of our whimsical birthday cards here!\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"greeting-card-satirically-yours-birthday-card","title":"Bella Bellows - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWith a dramatic flourish of her hands, Bella Bellows, the famous opera diva, prepares to deliver the final, powerful note of her performance, ready to “Belt It Out” for the Opera Season Soirée at the Cardagain Heights Music Hall. Her elaborate feathered headdress and bejeweled amethyst and citron yellow necklace flash before the stage lights. As the music swells, Bella clasps her hands and awaits the crescendo that will follow her show-stopping high C.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Bella Bellows. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Bella's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45004252217541,"sku":"36","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/36-BellaBellows-image.webp?v=1775595715"},{"product_id":"greeting-card-satirically-yours-greeting-card","title":"Jonathan Juggles the Birthday Jester - Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Jonathan Juggles:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNestled in the hills of Cardagain Heights, is the famous Sunset Circus, known for its fantastic cast of gymnasts and acrobats. Jonathan Juggles, son of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/fancy-ooh?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=fan\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Fanny Flickers\"\u003eFanny Flickers\u003c\/a\u003e by her first marriage, is the official Birthday Jester. Jonathan performs daily as each new evening’s performance gets into the swing of another birthday. The favorite part of Jonathan’s act is when he balances a flickering, candle-covered cake atop his frosted head as he skillfully walks his svelte body across the tightrope. The fanciful Jester’s jolly hat, complete with fluffy white bells, bounces in rhythm to an infectious, wide-toothed grin as Jonathan shows everyone that the best way to balance a birthday is to have your cake and wear it too!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Jonathan Juggles. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Jonathan's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45004293112005,"sku":"8","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/8_-_Jonathan_Juggles_-_image.webp?v=1775587969"},{"product_id":"greeting-card-satirically-yours-bunny-card","title":"Bunny Boomers - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Bunny Boomers:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe is the definition of “Happy Hoppy.” Especially on days when his favorite blue overalls fit just right. With his long, expressive ears colored in shades of blue-grey and pink, and a speckled shirt with cheerful egg-shaped dots of purple, green, and yellow; he is truly a good egg, as bunnies go. Bunny’s little buck teeth are always ready for a grin, and his whiskers twitch with excitement for the adventures that lay ahead, manicuring the lush gardens of Cardagain Heights.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Bunny Boomers. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Boomers' story and how they are involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45007041953989,"sku":"41","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/41-HappyHoppy-STORYCARD_0f769a28-95f1-45e5-9d71-44d22e2b33a6.jpg?v=1775587699"},{"product_id":"greeting-card-satirically-yours-sherlock-card","title":"Sherlock - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet Sherlock:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnown to literary circles, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSherlock \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eis a man of peculiar angles and sharper wits. With his trusty magnifying glass in one hand and a pipe perpetually between his lips, he is working extra hours to crack the perplexing case of the \"heart-attacker,\" who left little evidence of his crimes other than trails of broken hearts. Sherlock’s classic tweed blazer and distinctive green deerstalker cap keep him wrapped up in countless speculations and deductions. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSherlock is often seen traversing the neatly preened walkways of Cardagain Heights Park as he mutters aloud, \"Who did it?\" Sherlock's favorite hour of sleuthing of course is when the fog rolls in from the nearby ocean; that is usually when his hunches become clearest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of our sleuth. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Sherlock's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45007072067781,"sku":"30","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/30-Sherlock-image.webp?v=1775241365"},{"product_id":"birthday-jester-framed-and-printed-art","title":"Birthday Jester - Framed and Printed Art","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring a smile with this playful clown framed print. Printed on sturdy, heavyweight matte cardstock. Its vibrant design and cheerful character make it perfect for brightening anyone’s day. Ideal for sharing joy and laughter with friends and family. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe cartoon drawing is an original print, framed in a 5 x 7 Black frame that can be hung or propped. Each framed piece of artwork will be carefully packed and shipped.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45117593288901,"sku":"8-P","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/PXL_20250903_135000031.jpg?v=1758314612"},{"product_id":"not-that-old","title":"Felicity Flambeau - Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Felicity Flambeau:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen Felicity reached her most momentous milestone yet, she demanded a celebration that would literally outshine the sun. Her closest friends: including \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/fancy-ooh?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=fan\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Fanny Flickers\"\u003eFanny Flickers\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/martini-time?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=lady\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Lady Noteworthy\"\u003eLady Noteworthy\u003c\/a\u003e, and\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/hairess-highperbola-greeting-card-copy?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=i+dee\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"I. Dee Clair\"\u003e I. Dee Clair\u003c\/a\u003e, surrounded Felicity’s table as they snapped pictures capturing the essence of so many countless drips and flares. Lurking in the background of the posh Cardagain House Restaurant was gossip columnist \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/telle-truth-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=tel\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Telle Truth\"\u003eTelle Truth\u003c\/a\u003e who was himself waxing for a scoop. While Felicity publicly disdained falling under Telle’s prying eyes, privately, she couldn’t wait to see her name in print!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Felicity Flambeau. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Felicity's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45600072368325,"sku":"6","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/6_-_Porcupine_Cake_-_image_5dbfbcbc-e08e-4658-9d74-d54623cdd4f4.webp?v=1775510595"},{"product_id":"blondie","title":"Blondie West - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Blondie West:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn the velvet-draped corner of the Sapphire Speakeasy, Blondie West reigns supreme, a living testament to the glitz of a bygone era. Her vibrant yellow curls bounce with every dry-witted remark, perfectly framed by a regal purple headband with its towering blue ostrich feather. Madame Blondie is a masterpiece of high-fashion theatricality and yesteryear glory days. Through piercing blue eyeshadow and a heart-shaped pucker, she watches the blur of her zesty life go swirling by, awaiting the next available bachelor to suavely invite her onto the dance floor for a tango. In the event it is a slow night, Blondie knows she can always swap hips with the restaurant’s owner, who is always available to take a swoon with his longtime regulars.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach card features the cartoon drawing on the front, a blank interior of the card allows for your personalized message, and the back of the card features our original \"Satirically Yours\" by Jon logo. An envelope is also included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Blondie West. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Blondie's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Ellie Bookers, wife of CEO \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/conrad-bookers-greeting-card?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=boo\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Conrad Bookers\"\u003eConrad Bookers\u003c\/a\u003e, founder of the illustrious Bankenstein Group, is often seen wandering the art galleries in her signature pink-and-white checkered coat, her wide, gap-toothed grin practically glowing under a set of oversized, spiral-rimmed glasses. Her most daring accessory is a hat that looks like a delicate wire sculpture topped with a tiny pink bow, which she wears with the absolute conviction of someone who knows she looks spectacular. With her bright red cheeks and whimsical curls peeking out from under her headwear, Ellie doesn't just walk into a room—she invites everyone around her into a joyful, technicolor conversation about where to put her newest donation to the Cardagain Heights Art Museum.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Ellie Bookers. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Ellie's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45600442843333,"sku":"10","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/Diane_Keeton.png?v=1768428404"},{"product_id":"fancy-ooh","title":"Fanny Flickers - \"Fancy That!\" - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFanny Flickers is a local celebrity talk show host of Fanny’s Fancy. She is renowned for her folksy signature comment, “Fancy that!”, that serves her ambiguous nature. Known to be a bit bawdy at times and yet still a stoic graceful beauty in many settings, the game show hostess moves with a mysterious elegance. Her every secret is hidden behind a perfectly poised, heart-shaped pout. Fanny is a vision of minimalist glamour, sporting a sleek, yellow updo and long, sweeping lashes that frame eyes shaded in a striking, electric blue. While her elongated, rosy cheeks give her an air of constant surprise, she is a woman who can command an entire room with nothing more than a raised brow or shrug of her shoulders. Ultimately, the photogenic Fanny Flickers is the epitome of someone who can switch dispositions as fast as the camera lens captures every move. Fanny lost her beau years ago to a boating accident off of nearby Calypso Island but was left with the present of a son who never knew his father. As it turns out, Fanny’s son is none other than local juggler and tightrope heartthrob, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=jon\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Jonathan Juggles\"\u003eJonathan Juggles\u003c\/a\u003e.  Growing up, Fanny was too protective of Jonathan, which might explain why he seeks the thrill of the highwire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Fanny Flicker. 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Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003enote: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45600527810757,"sku":"11","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/11_-_Fancy_That-_image.webp?v=1775508905"},{"product_id":"driving-miss-crazy","title":"Miss Daisy Crazzie - \"Driving Miss Crazy\" - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Daisy Crazzie:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn the chaotic lanes of Sunset Ridge, the inimitable Miss Daisy Crazzie is the only motorist who considers a steering wheel merely a prop for her theatrical daily escapade as she toodles around Cardagain Heights, oblivious to the fact that every man in town wants her vintage car. Clutching the wheel with spotless, white-gloved hands, Daisy sports a jaunty purple beret pinned with a sapphire feather that flutters against her wind-swept bangs. Miss Crazzie’s lavender-lashed eyes, framed by dramatic touring goggles, are frantic as she shifts into high gear but forgets where she is going. But never mind, as the wild ride is most justified when Daisy reaches somewhere that looks familiar, such as her therapist’s office or even her own driveway! Everyday is happy when one is pleasantly insane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Miss Daisy Crazzie. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Daisy's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Gabby listens intently to the village secrets, always ready to chime in with a quick-witted remark or a supportive laugh while her sharp, red-manicured nails tap a rhythmic beat against the handset. For Gabby, the world is a fascinating web of stories waiting to be told, and as long as the dial tone remains steady, she is perfectly happy being the heartbeat of the local grapevine.  And by the way, the biggest rumor of all making the rounds is whether or not she will finally give up her landline and get a smart phone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Gabby Gabsworth. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Gabby's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45600688799941,"sku":"14","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/14_-_Gabby_Babsworth_-_image.webp?v=1775508095"},{"product_id":"groucho","title":"Timmy Toots - Groucho Impersonator - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIn the dimly lit foyer of the grand old Maharajji Theater, Timmy Toots, a Groucho impersonator, stands as the quintessential master of the quick-witted barb. His thick, expressive eyebrows perch like startled caterpillars above watchful eyes. With a playful smirk hidden beneath an iconic, brush-like mustache, Groucho's character balances a long cigar in one hand, letting a plume of blue smoke curl toward the ceiling as if it were a visual extension of his winding jokes. Timmy's ensemble is a masterclass in eccentric charm, featuring a festive bow tie speckled with hearts and crescent moons that seems to vibrate in harmony with his rosy, oval cheeks. As he leans forward with a mischievous glint in his eye, everyone in the room holds their breath, knowing that whether he is delivering a blistering one-liner or a nonsensical riddle, Timmy's comedic timing is as sharp and undeniable as the vibrant red of his poker-faced blush.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Timmy Toots. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Timmy's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Madelaine struts as gracefully and poised as ever as she dips across the crowded Cardagain House Restaurant, where maitre'd, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/infant-greeting-card-copy?_pos=3\u0026amp;_psq=an\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Antonio Rescuelo\"\u003eAntonio Rescuelo\u003c\/a\u003e, follows at her side holding a backup cake and a fire extinguisher just in case. Madelaine exclaims to her many well-wishers, \"It is best to do both… have my cake and wear it, too!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Madelaine Croquet. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Madelaine's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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With a rugged dusting of stubble on his chin and a wide, toothy grin that suggests he’s just heard a particularly good sea shanty, Tobias handles his catch with the gentle precision of a true maritime expert. With his bicep tattooed with a nautical blue anchor, Tobias proudly displays his latest prize - a rare, vibrant blue lobster that mirrors the color of his own twinkling eyes. Even while wearing heavy green waterproof gloves and a practical wristwatch to track the tides, Tobias’ rosy red cheeks and cheerful expression prove that he finds as much joy in the mysteries of the deep as he does in a successful day's haul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Tobias Undertow. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Tobias' story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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With her gloved hands crossed gracefully over her chest and a single beauty mark accenting her porcelain-white face, Mima commands the spotlight. One can also see Encorra's splendid mime acts at the Cardagain Heights favorite weekend haunt, Sunset Circus, where it is rumored that Encorra's poker face eyes are often caught glancing at smiling \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=jon\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003eJonathan Juggles\u003c\/a\u003e as he sashays his muscular body across the tightrope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Encorra Mima. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Encorra's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45604382900421,"sku":"22","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/22_-_Encore.jpg?v=1776267879"},{"product_id":"martini-time","title":"Lady Noteworthy - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Lady Noteworthy:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith her perfectly coiffed grey curls and a bold purple eyeshadow that defied convention, the matronly, though single Lady Noteworthy called out to her butler, “\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/delivering-thanks?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=oop\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003eDryly\u003c\/a\u003e!” It was that time of day, the “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere” time of day. More subtly, Lady Noteworthy used the euphemism, “Tuesday evening special, please!” to signal she was ready to toast the day with a fresh martini; complete with its inclusion of the lady’s favorite exotic green olives and extra olives at that. The clinking sound of ice against her glass was music to her ears. As Lady Noteworthy took her first sip, a confident smile played on her lips; some called it the grey-haired blues, she called it \"Martini Time\". She held her glass high and toasted her younger sister, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/princess-rubicon-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=prin\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Princess Rubicon\"\u003ePrincess Rubicon\u003c\/a\u003e, who had come to join her. Lady Noteworthy was so proud of her beautiful younger sister who had married the late Prince Hugo of Luxvaria. Born of humble beginnings, Lady Noteworthy thinks back to the simple days of her early youth before her parents struck oil on their farm, days of poverty that Princess Rubicon never knew.  After toasting the Princess, Lady Noteworthy asks her sister, “How is \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-tough-guy-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=joey\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Joey Rubicon\"\u003eJoey\u003c\/a\u003e doing?” At the end of their happy hour, Princess Rubicon adds, “You know, that boy gets everything.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Lady Noteworthy. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Lady Noteworthy's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45604416946373,"sku":"24","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/24_-_Lady_Noteworthy_-_image_4240dcac-69c8-4d13-9f09-1911cf7b3ed2.webp?v=1775503952"},{"product_id":"pink-pony-girl","title":"Lena Cowbella - Pink Pony Girl - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Lena Cowbella:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKnown to her friends as \"Pink Pony Girl” due to her love for all things bright and dramatic, Lena Cowbella is a character who could never be ignored. With a large, floppy purple hat perched atop her wild brown curls, tied off with cheerful yellow ribbons, Lena greets the streets of Cardagain Heights with an expressive stare. It is rumored that she descended from the likes of the Beverly Hillbillies or was it Minnie Pearl? Whatever her pedigree, Lena’s vibrant red cheeks and matching lips painted a picture of someone ready for a hike in the hills of Tennessee instead of Sunset Ridge where she was raised. Despite her looks, Lena is equally comfortable at a rodeo as she is at a formal tea party, even if others are not. Every accessory, from Lena’s detailed collar to the flower-shaped purple bow at the base of her neck, is a deliberate choice, reflecting a spirit as colorful and unique as her nickname suggests. Pink Pony Girl is a name that stuck since high school days at the exclusive, coed Top Card Academy; given to her by none other than her former fellow student \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-tough-guy-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=joey\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003eJoey Rubicon\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Lena Cowbella. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Lena's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45604450959557,"sku":"25","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/25_-_Pink_Pony_Girl-image.webp?v=1775495000"},{"product_id":"put-a-ring-on-it","title":"Miss Lilly Prize - Put A Ring On It - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Miss Lilly Prize:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe has always believed in grand gestures, and this one is the grandest to date. Holding her hand up to admire the new bling, she couldn't help but grin at the dazzling diamond ring catching the light. It wasn't just ordinary gaudy jewelry; it was a promise, a symbol of a bright and very solid future. The sparkling stone, nestled on a delicate band that stood in contrast towards the flower pin next to it, was the ultimate statement piece. With a flick of her wrist, Lilly made sure everyone nearby caught the gleam, a silent but clear message to the world: she was ready for her next chapter and, clearly, someone had put a ring on it.  Lilly was not letting on yet who her suitor was until it was formally announced in the Cardagain Chronicle; by all means, she did not want it spread in advance by gossip columnist \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/telle-truth-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=te\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Telle Truth\"\u003eTelle Truth\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Miss Lilly Prize. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the Lilly's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45604482154693,"sku":"27","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/27_-_Miss_Lilly_Prize_-_image.webp?v=1775494562"},{"product_id":"hey-babe","title":"Abigail Givings - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Abigail Givings:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe isn't just celebrating a typical birthday; this is an event! For her birthday, Abigail Givings wears an elaborate headdress of exotic purple, yellow, and blue feathers; she looks ready for a carnival! Her vibrant green boa swirls around her face, complementing her rouge red cheeks and the heart-shaped lips that frame her signature smile. Today is all about flair, color, and embracing the wild, beautiful chaos of another year around the sun. Abigail has a busy birthday of activities planned. After she and her entourage of girlfriends, including Jonathon’s mother, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/fancy-ooh?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=fann\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Fancy Ooh\"\u003eFanny Flickers\u003c\/a\u003e, lunch el fresco on the veranda of the fashionable Cardagain House Restaurant, they will watch\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=jon\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003e Jonathon Juggles\u003c\/a\u003e walk the tightrope as he balances Abigail’s birthday cake atop his head. Abigail sighs as her cake is cut and served, especially grateful for another birthday in paradise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Abigail Givings. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Abigail's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45604570202309,"sku":"34","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/34_abigail_givins_-_image.webp?v=1775251790"},{"product_id":"birthday-overature","title":"Maestro Isadore Herr - Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Maestro Isadore Herr:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe is ready to conduct the most important piece of his career: the “Birthday Overture” for the Cardagain Height’s centennial celebration. Dressed in his finest white tails, complete with orange buttons and a sharp black bow tie, Maestro Herr raises his baton high. Isadore Herr’s heart swells as he surveys the orchestra, focused on familiar faces and ready to bring the vibrant, joyful chaos of music to life with dramatic sweeps of his hands. Maestro knows that he must deliver his best performance before the elite of Cardagain Heights before the annual fund raising appeals go out in the mail. Maestro Herr makes sure the repertoire includes a waltz for the folksy and generous \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/lay-down-your-heart?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=du\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003eDuchess Deliria\u003c\/a\u003e and a playful scherzo to appease the affable and affluent Princess Rubicon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Maestro Isador Herr. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the Maestro's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45604623253701,"sku":"35","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/35_-_Birthday_Overture_-_image.webp?v=1781038782"},{"product_id":"captain","title":"Captain Rhett - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Captain  Rhett:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHusband to \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/geisha-greetings?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=jap\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Japonica Fanning\"\u003eJaponica Fanning\u003c\/a\u003e and owner of Cardagain House Restaurant, is navigating a tricky situation, not his modest yacht nor a storm this time, but the perplexing art of choosing the perfect bow tie for the annual Sailor's Ball to be held at the Cardagain Heights Civic Center ballroom. With his distinguished, swirling mustache neatly trimmed and his vibrant red cheeks glowing with excitement, Rhett is ready to sail into the social event of the season and drop anchor right in the middle of the dance floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Captain Rhett. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the Captain's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45604684923077,"sku":"37","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/Captain_-_edited.png?v=1768429818"},{"product_id":"another-year-older","title":"Gilda T. Goldenrod - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Gilda T. Goldenrod:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eAs she holds an ice cream smoothie topped with a single flickering blue candle, it gives her a gentle reminder that she is, indeed, another year older. Gilda had ordered a birthday surprise from the bar at Chef Marco’s posh niche. Many of her best friends are there to toast the occasion, including \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/princess-rubicon-greeting-card\"\u003ePrincess Rubicon\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/martini-time?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=la\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Lady Noteworthy\"\u003eLady Noteworthy\u003c\/a\u003e, of course. Additionally, Gilda’s nephew \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/archduchess-achingclaws-greeting-card-copy?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=pud\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Mary and Perry Puddlemire\"\u003ePerry Puddlemire and his wife Mary\u003c\/a\u003e flew in from NYC to add the ultimate icing on the cake to the birthday celebration. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/lay-down-your-heart?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=du\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Duchess Drucella Deliria\"\u003eDuchess Deliria\u003c\/a\u003e especially likes Gilda’s contoured hat and is going to head down to the chic shop on Roaditto Drive after the birthday luncheon to see if they have another one that matches Gilda’s. The avant garde, contoured hat has caught everyone's attention as Gilda works the crowd of friends and admirers. Flamboyant to a “T” Gilda staunchly believes that birthdays, and especially hers, should be celebrated with tasteful flair and graceful resignation, despite the number. Cheers to another year well lived!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Gilda T. Goldenrod. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Gilda's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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With a dramatic flourish, the ghost opens his cape, revealing not a chilling secret, but a vibrant birthday cake overflowing with promise.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Zorroto The Ghost. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the Zorroto's story and how they are involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45605109760197,"sku":"39","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/39_-_Another_Year_Revealed-image.webp?v=1781038114"},{"product_id":"birthday-in-focus","title":"Madame Zestla - Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Madame Zestla:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs she adjusts the vibrant gems on her elaborate headdress and focuses her gaze intently on the swirling depths of her crystal ball. The object, a sphere of deep blue, usually reveals cryptic futures, but now it is bright as day. A smile touches Madame Zestla's vibrant red lips as she foresees another zestful year, \"A birthday!\" she delightedly exclaims! Fortune telling isn't always about tea leaves and shadows; sometimes, it is a piece of cake with frosting on top!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Madame Zestla. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the Madam's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. 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Madame Zestla's large blue eyes lift beneath her heavy lids; she is clearly eyeing a special gift for a special moment. A delightful surprise unfolds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight Matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. The front of this card features a cartoon print of Madame Zestla. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Madame Zestla's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Upright, Duplicity sports an elegant red headpiece and mysterious eyes, presenting  herself as serious or perhaps even pouty. Yet, should her mood change suddenly in a 180 degree turnaround,  Duplicity transforms into an elegant old-world woman, revealing a boisterous, fun-loving alter ego that loves sucking on lollipops; ready for a carnival ride that turns her world upside down!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Duplicity Turner. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Duplicity's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Be sure to turn the card upside down so you can see Duplicity's other side! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45605260820677,"sku":"43","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/43_-_Turn_Me_Around-image.jpg?v=1775247640"},{"product_id":"royal-greetings","title":"Royal Greetings - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eRoyal Greetings! 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The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features HRM's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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The delicate fan in Japonica’s hand, moves with a practiced grace as she bows. Every detail, from the beautiful geisha's dramatic eyelashes to her perfectly painted red lips, conveys timeless elegance, traditional form, and artistic flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Japonica Fanning. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Japonica's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Tonight is her night, as she attends \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/martini-time?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=lad\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003eLady Noteworthy's\u003c\/a\u003e annual charity ball; and Frilla, who has her eyes on the lookout for a fella, has every intention to make each minute count, from the first toast of the evening to the last dance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Frilla Brazilla. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Frilla's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. 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The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Olivia's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45608574222533,"sku":"48","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/Olay.jpg?v=1768498501"},{"product_id":"glory-girl","title":"Gloria Swansong - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Gloria Swansong:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn her world of bright lights and heavy velvet swags, she is the ultimate \"Glory Girl,\" a movie star who always commands the spotlight. Gloria's elaborate headdress, a cascade of gold and intricate lace patterns, frames her expressive face, adorned with bold blue eyeshadow and striking red cheeks. Gloria's home in the Sunset Ridge neighborhood is an unmistaken jewel in the fabric of Cardagain Heights and the envy of all, even including \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/princess-rubicon-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=pri\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003ePrincess Rubicon\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Gloria Swansong. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Gloria's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! 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The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the birthday groups story and how they are involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Across the table, the gentleman in the green bow tie, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClarence Cardagain\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, keeps his hand held close to his chest showing no emotion with his placid poker face. Clarence’s longtime girlfriend, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePearl Peepers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, sporting an elegant brown bun, places a card down with a flourish, and to the amazement of the others, one card, the Queen of Hearts, suddenly trumps everything.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of this group of card players. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the group's story and how they are involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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In fact, the area’s most flamboyant guardian can be spotted on occasion just off the end of Cardagain Pier, where she has been the recipient of many tasty cast-off snacks by locals such as Blondie Blinkly, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/larry-luring-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=lar\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Larry Luring\"\u003eLarry Luring\u003c\/a\u003e, and even \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/delivering-thanks?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=dry\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Dryly Oops\"\u003eDryly Oops\u003c\/a\u003e who fishes at the end of the pier on his days off. When playfully riding the waves, Marmalade can be seen adorned in a vibrant cocktail of lime-green scales and a crown made of the finest seashells. Marmalade has a heart as big as the ocean, often using her trident less for combat and more for retrieving lost pearls to give to her most encrusted friends. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features the cartoon drawing of Marmalade the Mermaid. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Marmalade's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Tinsel is a living canvas of kindness, proving that even in a complex world, a little sparkle and a lot of heart can hit all the right notes. And on a side note, rumor has it that Tinsel was recently seen looking at an upscale home in Cardagain Heights. Is Telle Truth behind the rumor, and whose home might be hitting the market? It is suspected that Mayor Blinkly let the cat out of the bag in an effort to give local property values a bit of a kick.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features the cartoon drawing of Tinsel Kicks. The center of the card is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card our original \"Satirically Yours\" Logo by Jon. Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. 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Aside from his general funny business, Wheeler can put a steering wheel or crank shaft in high gear faster than he can spin his head around. In fact, you are always invited to give Wheeler a 180 degree turn of your own. It holds the promise of not only a major mood swing for Wheeler but a change in perspective for you as well. Wheeler is married to \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/turn-me-around\" title=\"Duplicity Turner\"\u003eDuplicity Turner\u003c\/a\u003e. They reside in the Cardagain Heights neighborhood of Upside Downs, where together the two of them are constantly turning heads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Wheeler O. Turner. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Wheeler's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Be sure to turn the card upside down so you can see his other side! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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At least she would remember how to get home; as soon as she saw the grand iron gates to \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/princess-rubicon-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=prin\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Princess Ruby\"\u003ePrincess Ruby\u003c\/a\u003e’s she knew her driveway was just around the bend. In fact, Maud was a bit embarrassed to admit that she had slightly side-swiped a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/mickey-moose-greeting-card-copy?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=hair\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Hairess Drives a Red Convertible\"\u003ered convertible\u003c\/a\u003e car parked just outside Princess Rubicon’s gates a day earlier. Maud reproached herself for her feeble attention but eventually brushed the whole thing off as she assumed anyone visiting the Princess could well afford a slight paint repair. Furthermore, Maud reasoned that the sporty red convertible was simply sticking out too far from the curb and the fault belonged to the car’s owner, not her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this greeting card features a cartoon print of Maud Moony. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Maud's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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As well, she enjoys sun tanning at the public beaches and visiting the Cardagain Pier in the evenings, where she admittedly likes to feast her eyes on such delights as cotton candy and funnel cakes. Crystal is a recent import to the area and hails from the Windy City where she was formerly an administrator at the Chicago Lyric Opera, where she learned how to keep her chin up, her lungs full of sound, and dress in a flashy, commanding style. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this greeting card features a cartoon print of Crystal Bright. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Crystal's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46091543281861,"sku":"61","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/61-BedazzeledHair-image.webp?v=1776348683"},{"product_id":"crystal-bright-greeting-card-copy","title":"Willy Orwontee - Circus Clown - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Willy Orwontee:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA popular clown at the Sunset Circus in the hills of Cardagain Heights. Willy is easily recognized by his colorful outfit, complete with a frizzy hair doo and skullcap, with a wide red smile that he uses to greet everyone who enters the gate. Willy also meanders the nearby arcade where he is often heard shouting out, “Clowngratulations!” when someone wins a teddy bear or stuffed animal in a game of chance. While Willy appears to be a frivolous clown on the surface, he has a much more sober job by day as a crime scene detective. As greeter at Sunset Circus, Willy also keeps a close watch on any suspicious looking characters or activities that he can pass along to security.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this greeting card features a cartoon print of Willy Orwontee. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Willy's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features a statement about the amount of candles on the cake! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46091599708357,"sku":"63","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/63-porcuipinecake-image.webp?v=1776349803"},{"product_id":"holiday-winds-are-blowing-in-holiday-greeting-card","title":"Holiday Winds are Blowing In - Holiday Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Darin Givings:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Jester is the youthful, grandson of celebrated Sunset Ridge resident \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/hey-babe?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=abi\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003eAbigail Givings\u003c\/a\u003e, held his decorated staff aloft, testing bells on its red-and-white striped branches jingling softly in the crisp cool air. He wasn't entirely sure if the festive feeling was from the holly on his hat or simply the sense that change was on the way. Was that a breeze, or the first whisper that “Holiday Winds are Blowing in?” He couldn't say for sure, but the little bells that Darin wore chimed in agreement, Cardagain Heights was ready for the inaugural night of the annual Holiday Hair Tree Festival. Darin was so excited that his grandmother would be sporting the legendary “\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/partridge-in-a-hair-tree-greeting-card?_pos=3\u0026amp;_psq=par\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Partridge in a Hair Tree\"\u003ePartridge in a Hair Tree\u003c\/a\u003e.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this greeting card features a cartoon print of the Darin Givings. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eand the back of the card features Darin's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Larry thrills at the tug on his fishline and secretly hopes that he might snag something of the likes of the legendary \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/mermaid-update?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=mar\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Marmalade the Mermaid\"\u003eMermaid Marmalade\u003c\/a\u003e who is rumored to hang out off the end of the pier. While he has never even caught sight of a mermaid, Larry nevertheless delights in taking home a mess of fish for his parents to prepare for a late dinner.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Larry Luring. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Larry's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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The simple picture with its mysterious origins is Penelope's most valuable possession. While Penelope lives a solitary life ensconced in gilded trappings of every sort, she is nevertheless haunted by the  prospect of never knowing who her real parents were, if she might have had a brother or sister, and why she was abandoned for adoption when she was a mere infant. While bedecked in jewels of every kind, Penelope sits amid sterling candlesticks and even solid gold dinner chargers at her dining table and ponders the simplest beginnings. Looking in the gilded mirrors that surround her grand table she says aloud to herself, “Who am I?”\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of the infant. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the infant's story and how they are involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Rover is a gentle soul, a silent companion whose unique, simple appearance made him a favorite among the local children in the Sunset Ridge neighborhood of Cardagain Heights.  However, Should Rover face a serious threat he’s quite capable of biting back.  No one is quite sure who Rover belongs to and it doesn’t seem to matter because everyone loves him and he loves everybody except maybe \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-sherlock-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=sher\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Sherlock\"\u003eSherlock\u003c\/a\u003e the day he visited \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-valentines-day-candy-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=pene\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Penelope Pickers\"\u003ePenelope Pickers\u003c\/a\u003e, which is by the way, Rover’s under-the-radar owner, which he would defend to the death.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Rover. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Rover's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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To ensure that every cake is fashionably worn and makes it down the birthday runway in flying colors, Antonio sports a fire extinguisher and a back up cake so that if there is a slip up of any kind, every birthday is insured of success and served up instead of down to the delight of everyone.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Antonio Rescuelo. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Antonio's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Miss Paulianna had a public announcement to make, “Something racey is coming to the Heights!” In the audience, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/mickey-moose-greeting-card-copy?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=hai\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Hairess Highperbola\"\u003eHairess Hyperbola\u003c\/a\u003e looked to his long time pal and loyal car mechanic, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/turn-me-around-wheeler-o-turner-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=whe\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Wheeler O. Turner\"\u003eWheeler O. Turner\u003c\/a\u003e and they hi-fived not to mention turned a few heads.  Reactions sped to the forefront and everyone was ready to spin out a narrative.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Miss Paulianna. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Paulianna's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Mirabella's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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A party girl through and through, Desdemona lives life in the fast lane, just north of Sunset Ridge to be clear. Desdemona and her husband Ulysses are best known in local circles for their Halloween masquerade ball that has grown so popular over the years that they can no longer host it in their cavernous castle but instead use the Civic Center arena as the venue for the annual pumpkin blowout.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Desdamona Diamonds. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Desdamona's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. 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