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Curletta is in her element at every raucous, zealous Thank U. pep rally, where she makes it her mission to never miss an event that deserves the loudest fanfare, and thanks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Curletta Enthusia. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Curletta's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44969828450501,"sku":"32","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/32_-_Curletta_Enthusia_-_image.webp?v=1776280596"},{"product_id":"greeting-card-satirically-yours-brunch","title":"Chef Marco - Invitation Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Chef Marco, the undisputed maestro of the Sunday brunch rush, whose culinary skills are as much about acrobatics as they are about flavor. With his towering white toque perched precariously on his head and a mustache that twitches with every flip of the spatula, Marco transforms the kitchen in his popular bistro, The Brunch Crunch, into a high-stakes circus ring where sausages fly through the air like seasoned gymnasts before landing in neat stacks, ready to serve. Marco is quite the eligible bachelor and is considered a notorious flirt who is always on the lookout for just the right tart both in and out of The Brunch Crunch. Speaking of tarts, Marco’s tarts and eclairs are made nearby in his buddy \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/mary-perry-puddlemire-greeting-card-copy?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=br\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Bruno Brownlow\"\u003eBruno Brownlow\u003c\/a\u003e’s bakery.  Marcos popularity spans all walks of life. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/princess-rubicon-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=pri\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Princess Rubicon\"\u003ePrincess Rubicon\u003c\/a\u003e prefers Marco’s lean Italian sausages and fluffy pancakes to his French soufflés.  \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/fancy-ooh?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=fan\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Fanny Flickers\"\u003eFanny Flickers\u003c\/a\u003e fancies Marco’s cream puffs.  Other frequent brunchers include Mayor and Mrs. Blinkly, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/not-that-old?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=fel\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Felicity Flambeau\"\u003eFelicity Flambeau\u003c\/a\u003e, and Miss \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/put-a-ring-on-it?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=li\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Lilly Prize\"\u003eLily Prize\u003c\/a\u003e; and it's a favorite, too, for the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/archduchess-achingclaws-greeting-card-copy?_pos=3\u0026amp;_psq=pu\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Mary \u0026amp; Perry Puddlemire\"\u003ePuddlemires\u003c\/a\u003e when they are in town.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Chef Marco. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the the chef's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44970334683333,"sku":"3","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/3_-_Brunch-boder-new.webp?v=1781039557"},{"product_id":"greeting-card-satirically-yours-get-well-soon","title":"Blah-Humbug - Get Well Soon Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMillie Downout utters “Blah-Hum-Bug,” with a theatrical sigh that is slightly muffled by the thermometer sticking out from her purple lips. The red bow in Millie’s hair felt heavier than usual, and the green checked ribbons, which normally matched her cheerful disposition, seemed to sag along with her mood. Tucked snugly into her dotted bedding, Millie manages to wiggle her long fingernails, a silent protest against having a cold on a perfectly lovely day. Usually a gadabout in the Cardagain Heights social scene, not to mention a frequent extra on the soap opera, Hot Flashes, poor Millie has neither the will nor the strength to pick up her smart phone and find out what is happening around town.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Millie Downout. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Millie's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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As the music swells, Bella clasps her hands and awaits the crescendo that will follow her show-stopping high C.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Bella Bellows. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Bella's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Danny has a secret crush on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/pink-pony-girl?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=len\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003eLena Cowbella\u003c\/a\u003e, a frequent patron at Happy Hour. Danny pines for Lena’s every visit to the restaurant, just to be near her, yet, in the spirit of true professionalism, Danny lets on to no one. Balancing the silver tray on one hand, Danny offers a vibrant blue martini, a playful pink cocktail, and a classic flute of champagne to the guests. Danny’s expression is welcoming and focused as he cheerfully announces “Drinks Anyone?” He then blushes at who just strutted into the room wearing the most beautiful pair of pink cowboy boots. Stopped in his tracks, Danny almost drops his serving tray.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Danny Drinkamore. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Danny's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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In fact, her favorite eligible bachelor in town is \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/delivering-thanks?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=dr\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003eDryly Opps\u003c\/a\u003e, but he was not in the holiday mood and brushed her off. At any rate, Fern is hoping for at least a peck on the cheek from Santa!  “Spruced up for the Holidays” in the most literal way possible, Fern weaves mistletoe in with evergreen and pinecones to create a magnificent ruff, ready to smooch her way around the swimming pool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Miss Iltoell. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Miss Iltoell's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. 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Penelope lives just down the street from \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/martini-time?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=lad\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003eLady’s Noteworthy’s\u003c\/a\u003e fine estate. Curiously, Penelope and Lady Noteworthy bear an uncanny resemblance. In fact, Penelope Pickers and Lady Noteworthy are so similar in appearances that on occasion, people get them confused. Even \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/princess-rubicon-greeting-card\"\u003ePrincess Rubicon\u003c\/a\u003e had wondered more than once if maybe her older sister had a twin. 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Each framed piece of artwork will be carefully packed and shipped.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45117593288901,"sku":"8-P","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/PXL_20250903_135000031.jpg?v=1758314612"},{"product_id":"mermaid-update","title":"Marmalade the Mermaid - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Marmalade the Mermaid:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMarmalade isn’t your average mermaid; with a flair for the dramatic and a penchant for surface-world cosmetics, she spends her days patrolling the coral reefs with her trusty trident. In fact, the area’s most flamboyant guardian can be spotted on occasion just off the end of Cardagain Pier, where she has been the recipient of many tasty cast-off snacks by locals such as Blondie Blinkly, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/larry-luring-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=lar\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Larry Luring\"\u003eLarry Luring\u003c\/a\u003e, and even \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/delivering-thanks?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=dry\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Dryly Oops\"\u003eDryly Oops\u003c\/a\u003e who fishes at the end of the pier on his days off. When playfully riding the waves, Marmalade can be seen adorned in a vibrant cocktail of lime-green scales and a crown made of the finest seashells. Marmalade has a heart as big as the ocean, often using her trident less for combat and more for retrieving lost pearls to give to her most encrusted friends. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features the cartoon drawing of Marmalade the Mermaid. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Marmalade's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45958873252037,"sku":"1","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/1-Mermaid.webp?v=1773411782"},{"product_id":"tinsel-kicks-greeting-card","title":"Tinsel Kicks - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eTinsel Kicks, an iconic pop music star with golden ringlets and a heart literally worn on her sleeve, lives her life as a symphony of bold colors and shimmering melodies. Clad in her signature polka-dot gown with vibrant magenta trim, she possesses a voice so soulful it can turn a cloudy day into a sun-drenched stadium anthem. Tinsel is a living canvas of kindness, proving that even in a complex world, a little sparkle and a lot of heart can hit all the right notes. And on a side note, rumor has it that Tinsel was recently seen looking at an upscale home in Cardagain Heights. Is Telle Truth behind the rumor, and whose home might be hitting the market? It is suspected that Mayor Blinkly let the cat out of the bag in an effort to give local property values a bit of a kick.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features the cartoon drawing of Tinsel Kicks. The center of the card is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card our original \"Satirically Yours\" Logo by Jon. Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45958882099397,"sku":"2","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/2-Taylor-border-edited.webp?v=1776260100"},{"product_id":"marmalade-the-mermaid-framed-and-printed-art","title":"Marmalade the Mermaid - Framed and Printed Art","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet Marmalade the Mermaid:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMarmalade isn’t your average mermaid; with a flair for the dramatic and a penchant for surface-world cosmetics, she spends her days patrolling the coral reefs with her trusty trident. In fact, the area’s most flamboyant guardian can be spotted on occasion just off the end of Cardagain Pier, where she has been the recipient of many tasty cast-off snacks by locals such as Blondie Blinkly, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/larry-luring-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=lar\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Larry Luring\"\u003eLarry Luring\u003c\/a\u003e, and even \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/delivering-thanks?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=dry\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Dryly Oops\"\u003eDryly Oops\u003c\/a\u003e who fishes at the end of the pier on his days off. When playfully riding the waves, Marmalade can be seen adorned in a vibrant cocktail of lime-green scales and a crown made of the finest seashells. 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Each framed piece of artwork will be carefully packed and shipped.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46139008319685,"sku":"P1","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/PXL_20250903_134929373_b9648f6b-2830-4585-ad34-3a86992ac4eb.jpg?v=1777406394"},{"product_id":"timmy-toots-groucho-impersonator-framed-and-printed-art","title":"Timmy Toots - Groucho Impersonator - Framed and Printed Art","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn the dimly lit foyer of the grand old Maharajji Theater, Timmy Toots, a Groucho impersonator, stands as the quintessential master of the quick-witted barb. His thick, expressive eyebrows perch like startled caterpillars above watchful eyes. With a playful smirk hidden beneath an iconic, brush-like mustache, Groucho's character balances a long cigar in one hand, letting a plume of blue smoke curl toward the ceiling as if it were a visual extension of his winding jokes. Timmy's ensemble is a masterclass in eccentric charm, featuring a festive bow tie speckled with hearts and crescent moons that seems to vibrate in harmony with his rosy, oval cheeks. As he leans forward with a mischievous glint in his eye, everyone in the room holds their breath, knowing that whether he is delivering a blistering one-liner or a nonsensical riddle, Timmy's comedic timing is as sharp and undeniable as the vibrant red of his poker-faced blush.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe cartoon drawing is an original print, framed in a 5 x 7 black frame that can be hung or propped. 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Each framed piece of artwork will be carefully packed and shipped.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46139021131973,"sku":"P41","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/PXL_20250903_134939557_9d989ab3-14ad-498a-accc-3cac8b2aee8f.jpg?v=1777407243"},{"product_id":"love-birds-pinkie-bluie-framed-and-printed-art","title":"Love Birds - Pinkie \u0026 Bluie - Framed and Printed Art","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet Pinkie \u0026amp; Bluie:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn the grand old tree at the center of Cardagain Heights Park, on their favorite branch, one can often spot the most unlikely but devoted “Love Birds”. Bluie, with his bright blue and yellow feathers and spiky red crest, loves to serenade Pinkie, his mate. Pinkie, with her dotted pink plumage and extravagant feathered comb finds Bluie’s singing utterly charming. Pinkie and Bluie are a pair of parrots who sometimes see more going on on the ground beneath them than anyone would imagine. Occasionally, as Bluie bleats his beats offkey, he even repeats some of the words he has heard people saying. Odd snippets intermingled in Bluie’s serenades that might confuse Pinkie would nonetheless be better discerned if overheard by someone such as\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-sherlock-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=sher\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Sherlock\"\u003eSherlock\u003c\/a\u003e, one of the park’s keen and frequent bird watchers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe cartoon drawing is an original print, framed in a 5 x 7 black frame that can be hung or propped. Each framed piece of artwork will be carefully packed and shipped.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46139022508229,"sku":"P33","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/PXL_20250903_135011001_55e3ccc5-90a0-4e9d-b6ab-3d4897c92fee.jpg?v=1777407374"}],"url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}