{"title":"Get Well Soon Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese cute get well soon cards will put a smile on everyone's face and hopefully make the recipient feel better!\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"greeting-card-satirically-yours-get-well-soon","title":"Blah-Humbug - Get Well Soon Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMillie Downout utters “Blah-Hum-Bug,” with a theatrical sigh that is slightly muffled by the thermometer sticking out from her purple lips. The red bow in Millie’s hair felt heavier than usual, and the green checked ribbons, which normally matched her cheerful disposition, seemed to sag along with her mood. Tucked snugly into her dotted bedding, Millie manages to wiggle her long fingernails, a silent protest against having a cold on a perfectly lovely day. Usually a gadabout in the Cardagain Heights social scene, not to mention a frequent extra on the soap opera, Hot Flashes, poor Millie has neither the will nor the strength to pick up her smart phone and find out what is happening around town.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Millie Downout. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Millie's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45004251332805,"sku":"50","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/50_-_Blah_Hum_Bug_-_STORY_CARD_1_c8107b5d-2af3-429e-a2e3-0e9544e785eb.webp?v=1781040718"},{"product_id":"driving-miss-crazy","title":"Miss Daisy Crazzie - \"Driving Miss Crazy\" - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Daisy Crazzie:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn the chaotic lanes of Sunset Ridge, the inimitable Miss Daisy Crazzie is the only motorist who considers a steering wheel merely a prop for her theatrical daily escapade as she toodles around Cardagain Heights, oblivious to the fact that every man in town wants her vintage car. Clutching the wheel with spotless, white-gloved hands, Daisy sports a jaunty purple beret pinned with a sapphire feather that flutters against her wind-swept bangs. Miss Crazzie’s lavender-lashed eyes, framed by dramatic touring goggles, are frantic as she shifts into high gear but forgets where she is going. But never mind, as the wild ride is most justified when Daisy reaches somewhere that looks familiar, such as her therapist’s office or even her own driveway! Everyday is happy when one is pleasantly insane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Miss Daisy Crazzie. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Daisy's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45600574505157,"sku":"12","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/12_-_Driving_Miss_Crazy-image.webp?v=1775508578"},{"product_id":"garden-party","title":"Gardenia Pardy - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIn the sun-dappled courtyard of her estate, Gardenia Pardy stands as the ultimate patron of botanical elegance. She cradles a lush bouquet of colorful springtime tulips as if they were a prize-winning award for having endured another winter above the cliffs of Cardagain Heights.  Dressed in a delicate, white polka-dot blouse and a grand purple sun hat adorned with a single, dainty flower, she navigates the social season with a quiet, refined grace as Gardenia greets every April, May and June that comes calling. Soon, she will open her extensive grounds for an annual evening soiree that will feature the Cardagain Heights Orchestra orchestrated by none other than world-famous travelling companion, Conductor \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/birthday-overature?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=is\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003eIsadore Herr\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Gardenia Pardy. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Gardenia's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45600609927365,"sku":"13","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/13_-_Garden_Party_-_Border.webp?v=1776440961"},{"product_id":"stick-em-up","title":"Stick 'Em Up - Estelle Stickers - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIn the sterile yet surprisingly vibrant halls of General Woebegone General, Cardagain Heights hospital and primary medical center, the head nurse, known affectionately as Estelle Stickers, sister-in-law to Nurse Bubbles, and in-house liaison to the Sharp Shooters labor union, prepares for her rounds with a whimsical intensity. With her yellow, spring-like curls bouncing beneath a crisp white cap marked with a red cross, Estelle navigates the infirmary with the precision of a master chemist, ensuring that every patient receives a proper dose with a touch of theatrical flair, and yet, a very steady hand as well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Estelle Stickers. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Estelle's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45600694862021,"sku":"15","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/15_-_Estelle_Stickers_-_image.webp?v=1775507744"},{"product_id":"groucho","title":"Timmy Toots - Groucho Impersonator - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIn the dimly lit foyer of the grand old Maharajji Theater, Timmy Toots, a Groucho impersonator, stands as the quintessential master of the quick-witted barb. His thick, expressive eyebrows perch like startled caterpillars above watchful eyes. With a playful smirk hidden beneath an iconic, brush-like mustache, Groucho's character balances a long cigar in one hand, letting a plume of blue smoke curl toward the ceiling as if it were a visual extension of his winding jokes. Timmy's ensemble is a masterclass in eccentric charm, featuring a festive bow tie speckled with hearts and crescent moons that seems to vibrate in harmony with his rosy, oval cheeks. As he leans forward with a mischievous glint in his eye, everyone in the room holds their breath, knowing that whether he is delivering a blistering one-liner or a nonsensical riddle, Timmy's comedic timing is as sharp and undeniable as the vibrant red of his poker-faced blush.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Timmy Toots. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Timmy's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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With her gloved hands crossed gracefully over her chest and a single beauty mark accenting her porcelain-white face, Mima commands the spotlight. One can also see Encorra's splendid mime acts at the Cardagain Heights favorite weekend haunt, Sunset Circus, where it is rumored that Encorra's poker face eyes are often caught glancing at smiling \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=jon\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003eJonathan Juggles\u003c\/a\u003e as he sashays his muscular body across the tightrope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Encorra Mima. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Encorra's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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More subtly, Lady Noteworthy used the euphemism, “Tuesday evening special, please!” to signal she was ready to toast the day with a fresh martini; complete with its inclusion of the lady’s favorite exotic green olives and extra olives at that. The clinking sound of ice against her glass was music to her ears. As Lady Noteworthy took her first sip, a confident smile played on her lips; some called it the grey-haired blues, she called it \"Martini Time\". She held her glass high and toasted her younger sister, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/princess-rubicon-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=prin\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Princess Rubicon\"\u003ePrincess Rubicon\u003c\/a\u003e, who had come to join her. Lady Noteworthy was so proud of her beautiful younger sister who had married the late Prince Hugo of Luxvaria. Born of humble beginnings, Lady Noteworthy thinks back to the simple days of her early youth before her parents struck oil on their farm, days of poverty that Princess Rubicon never knew.  After toasting the Princess, Lady Noteworthy asks her sister, “How is \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-tough-guy-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=joey\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Joey Rubicon\"\u003eJoey\u003c\/a\u003e doing?” At the end of their happy hour, Princess Rubicon adds, “You know, that boy gets everything.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Lady Noteworthy. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Lady Noteworthy's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Xerxes starts off with a smile and walks out with one too, knowing that all is yet intact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of X-Ray Man. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Xerxes Ray Mann and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Today is all about flair, color, and embracing the wild, beautiful chaos of another year around the sun. Abigail has a busy birthday of activities planned. After she and her entourage of girlfriends, including Jonathon’s mother, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/fancy-ooh?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=fann\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Fancy Ooh\"\u003eFanny Flickers\u003c\/a\u003e, lunch el fresco on the veranda of the fashionable Cardagain House Restaurant, they will watch\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=jon\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003e Jonathon Juggles\u003c\/a\u003e walk the tightrope as he balances Abigail’s birthday cake atop his head. Abigail sighs as her cake is cut and served, especially grateful for another birthday in paradise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Abigail Givings. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Abigail's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45604570202309,"sku":"34","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/34_abigail_givins_-_image.webp?v=1775251790"},{"product_id":"birthday-overature","title":"Maestro Isadore Herr - Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Maestro Isadore Herr:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe is ready to conduct the most important piece of his career: the “Birthday Overture” for the Cardagain Height’s centennial celebration. Dressed in his finest white tails, complete with orange buttons and a sharp black bow tie, Maestro Herr raises his baton high. Isadore Herr’s heart swells as he surveys the orchestra, focused on familiar faces and ready to bring the vibrant, joyful chaos of music to life with dramatic sweeps of his hands. Maestro knows that he must deliver his best performance before the elite of Cardagain Heights before the annual fund raising appeals go out in the mail. Maestro Herr makes sure the repertoire includes a waltz for the folksy and generous \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/lay-down-your-heart?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=du\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003eDuchess Deliria\u003c\/a\u003e and a playful scherzo to appease the affable and affluent Princess Rubicon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Maestro Isador Herr. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the Maestro's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45604623253701,"sku":"35","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/35_-_Birthday_Overture_-_image.webp?v=1781038782"},{"product_id":"captain","title":"Captain Rhett - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Captain  Rhett:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHusband to \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/geisha-greetings?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=jap\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Japonica Fanning\"\u003eJaponica Fanning\u003c\/a\u003e and owner of Cardagain House Restaurant, is navigating a tricky situation, not his modest yacht nor a storm this time, but the perplexing art of choosing the perfect bow tie for the annual Sailor's Ball to be held at the Cardagain Heights Civic Center ballroom. With his distinguished, swirling mustache neatly trimmed and his vibrant red cheeks glowing with excitement, Rhett is ready to sail into the social event of the season and drop anchor right in the middle of the dance floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Captain Rhett. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the Captain's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! 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Upright, Duplicity sports an elegant red headpiece and mysterious eyes, presenting  herself as serious or perhaps even pouty. Yet, should her mood change suddenly in a 180 degree turnaround,  Duplicity transforms into an elegant old-world woman, revealing a boisterous, fun-loving alter ego that loves sucking on lollipops; ready for a carnival ride that turns her world upside down!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Duplicity Turner. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Duplicity's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Be sure to turn the card upside down so you can see Duplicity's other side! 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The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features HRM's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Gloria's home in the Sunset Ridge neighborhood is an unmistaken jewel in the fabric of Cardagain Heights and the envy of all, even including \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/princess-rubicon-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=pri\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003ePrincess Rubicon\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Gloria Swansong. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Gloria's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45608586412229,"sku":"49","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/49_-_Glory_Swansong_-_image_b0eaddc0-4e72-4c8c-989f-b3c59ebb392c.webp?v=1775246222"},{"product_id":"turn-me-around-wheeler-o-turner-greeting-card","title":"Turn Me Around - Wheeler O. Turner - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Wheeler O. Turner:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWheeler O. Turner, presently the rotating head of the Turner family, is most prominently known for having the best car repair garage in Cardagain Heights. Aside from his general funny business, Wheeler can put a steering wheel or crank shaft in high gear faster than he can spin his head around. In fact, you are always invited to give Wheeler a 180 degree turn of your own. It holds the promise of not only a major mood swing for Wheeler but a change in perspective for you as well. Wheeler is married to \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/turn-me-around\" title=\"Duplicity Turner\"\u003eDuplicity Turner\u003c\/a\u003e. They reside in the Cardagain Heights neighborhood of Upside Downs, where together the two of them are constantly turning heads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Wheeler O. Turner. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Wheeler's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! 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