{"title":"Invatations","description":"\u003cp\u003eSend out these cards for your next party and have everyone asking about the cute cards you sent!\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"greeting-card-satirically-yours-brunch","title":"Chef Marco - Invitation Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Chef Marco, the undisputed maestro of the Sunday brunch rush, whose culinary skills are as much about acrobatics as they are about flavor. With his towering white toque perched precariously on his head and a mustache that twitches with every flip of the spatula, Marco transforms the kitchen in his popular bistro, The Brunch Crunch, into a high-stakes circus ring where sausages fly through the air like seasoned gymnasts before landing in neat stacks, ready to serve. Marco is quite the eligible bachelor and is considered a notorious flirt who is always on the lookout for just the right tart both in and out of The Brunch Crunch. Speaking of tarts, Marco’s tarts and eclairs are made nearby in his buddy \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/mary-perry-puddlemire-greeting-card-copy?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=br\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Bruno Brownlow\"\u003eBruno Brownlow\u003c\/a\u003e’s bakery.  Marcos popularity spans all walks of life. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/princess-rubicon-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=pri\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Princess Rubicon\"\u003ePrincess Rubicon\u003c\/a\u003e prefers Marco’s lean Italian sausages and fluffy pancakes to his French soufflés.  \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/fancy-ooh?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=fan\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Fanny Flickers\"\u003eFanny Flickers\u003c\/a\u003e fancies Marco’s cream puffs.  Other frequent brunchers include Mayor and Mrs. Blinkly, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/not-that-old?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=fel\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Felicity Flambeau\"\u003eFelicity Flambeau\u003c\/a\u003e, and Miss \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/put-a-ring-on-it?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=li\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Lilly Prize\"\u003eLily Prize\u003c\/a\u003e; and it's a favorite, too, for the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/archduchess-achingclaws-greeting-card-copy?_pos=3\u0026amp;_psq=pu\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Mary \u0026amp; Perry Puddlemire\"\u003ePuddlemires\u003c\/a\u003e when they are in town.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Chef Marco. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the the chef's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44970334683333,"sku":"3","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/3_-_Brunch-boder-new.webp?v=1781039557"},{"product_id":"greeting-card-satirically-yours-party-invitation","title":"Danny Drinkamore - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eWith his striking blonde hair and a demeanor of professional charm, Danny the waiter navigates the crowded bar in the Cardagain House Restaurant. Danny is the nephew of Cardagain House proprietor \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/captain?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=cap\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003eCaptain Rhett\u003c\/a\u003e. Danny has a secret crush on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/pink-pony-girl?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=len\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003eLena Cowbella\u003c\/a\u003e, a frequent patron at Happy Hour. Danny pines for Lena’s every visit to the restaurant, just to be near her, yet, in the spirit of true professionalism, Danny lets on to no one. Balancing the silver tray on one hand, Danny offers a vibrant blue martini, a playful pink cocktail, and a classic flute of champagne to the guests. Danny’s expression is welcoming and focused as he cheerfully announces “Drinks Anyone?” He then blushes at who just strutted into the room wearing the most beautiful pair of pink cowboy boots. Stopped in his tracks, Danny almost drops his serving tray.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Danny Drinkamore. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Danny's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45004257427653,"sku":"46","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/46-DrinksAnyone-image.jpg?v=1775593957"},{"product_id":"greeting-card-satirically-yours-sherlock-card","title":"Sherlock - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet Sherlock:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnown to literary circles, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSherlock \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eis a man of peculiar angles and sharper wits. With his trusty magnifying glass in one hand and a pipe perpetually between his lips, he is working extra hours to crack the perplexing case of the \"heart-attacker,\" who left little evidence of his crimes other than trails of broken hearts. Sherlock’s classic tweed blazer and distinctive green deerstalker cap keep him wrapped up in countless speculations and deductions. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSherlock is often seen traversing the neatly preened walkways of Cardagain Heights Park as he mutters aloud, \"Who did it?\" Sherlock's favorite hour of sleuthing of course is when the fog rolls in from the nearby ocean; that is usually when his hunches become clearest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of our sleuth. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Sherlock's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45007072067781,"sku":"30","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/30-Sherlock-image.webp?v=1775241365"},{"product_id":"blondie","title":"Blondie West - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Blondie West:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn the velvet-draped corner of the Sapphire Speakeasy, Blondie West reigns supreme, a living testament to the glitz of a bygone era. Her vibrant yellow curls bounce with every dry-witted remark, perfectly framed by a regal purple headband with its towering blue ostrich feather. Madame Blondie is a masterpiece of high-fashion theatricality and yesteryear glory days. Through piercing blue eyeshadow and a heart-shaped pucker, she watches the blur of her zesty life go swirling by, awaiting the next available bachelor to suavely invite her onto the dance floor for a tango. In the event it is a slow night, Blondie knows she can always swap hips with the restaurant’s owner, who is always available to take a swoon with his longtime regulars.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach card features the cartoon drawing on the front, a blank interior of the card allows for your personalized message, and the back of the card features our original \"Satirically Yours\" by Jon logo. An envelope is also included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Blondie West. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Blondie's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Blythe’s vibrant yellow ringlets are meticulously arranged in a towering cloud of purple rollers and ethereal plastic bonnet that brightly complement her bold blue eyeshadow and the rosy, impeccably circular blush on her cheeks. Every detail of her ensemble screams luxury, from the emerald teardrop earrings to her well-placed beauty mark, not to mention Blythe’s exquisite finger nails done by her talented team member, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/bruno-brownlow-greeting-card-copy?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=min\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Minnow Fidgets\"\u003eMinnow Fidgetts\u003c\/a\u003e. It is rumored that Blythe’s daily tips amount to more than a weekly salary for most, but rumors, of course, are best left under the hairdryer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Blythe Burnitt. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Blythe's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45600110543045,"sku":"9","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/9_-_Blythe_Burnitt_-_image.webp?v=1775509919"},{"product_id":"mrs-bobbie-pin","title":"Ellie Bookers - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Ellie Bookers:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the understated palmetto-laced boulevard of Trendsetter’s Square, this Cardagain Heights diva is the undisputed icon of avant-garde charm, effortlessly pulling off a style that is part high-fashion intellectual and part celebratory parade. Ellie Bookers, wife of CEO \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/conrad-bookers-greeting-card?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=boo\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Conrad Bookers\"\u003eConrad Bookers\u003c\/a\u003e, founder of the illustrious Bankenstein Group, is often seen wandering the art galleries in her signature pink-and-white checkered coat, her wide, gap-toothed grin practically glowing under a set of oversized, spiral-rimmed glasses. Her most daring accessory is a hat that looks like a delicate wire sculpture topped with a tiny pink bow, which she wears with the absolute conviction of someone who knows she looks spectacular. With her bright red cheeks and whimsical curls peeking out from under her headwear, Ellie doesn't just walk into a room—she invites everyone around her into a joyful, technicolor conversation about where to put her newest donation to the Cardagain Heights Art Museum.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Ellie Bookers. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Ellie's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45600442843333,"sku":"10","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/Diane_Keeton.png?v=1768428404"},{"product_id":"fancy-ooh","title":"Fanny Flickers - \"Fancy That!\" - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFanny Flickers is a local celebrity talk show host of Fanny’s Fancy. She is renowned for her folksy signature comment, “Fancy that!”, that serves her ambiguous nature. Known to be a bit bawdy at times and yet still a stoic graceful beauty in many settings, the game show hostess moves with a mysterious elegance. Her every secret is hidden behind a perfectly poised, heart-shaped pout. Fanny is a vision of minimalist glamour, sporting a sleek, yellow updo and long, sweeping lashes that frame eyes shaded in a striking, electric blue. While her elongated, rosy cheeks give her an air of constant surprise, she is a woman who can command an entire room with nothing more than a raised brow or shrug of her shoulders. Ultimately, the photogenic Fanny Flickers is the epitome of someone who can switch dispositions as fast as the camera lens captures every move. Fanny lost her beau years ago to a boating accident off of nearby Calypso Island but was left with the present of a son who never knew his father. As it turns out, Fanny’s son is none other than local juggler and tightrope heartthrob, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=jon\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Jonathan Juggles\"\u003eJonathan Juggles\u003c\/a\u003e.  Growing up, Fanny was too protective of Jonathan, which might explain why he seeks the thrill of the highwire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Fanny Flicker. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the Fanny's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003enote: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45600527810757,"sku":"11","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/11_-_Fancy_That-_image.webp?v=1775508905"},{"product_id":"driving-miss-crazy","title":"Miss Daisy Crazzie - \"Driving Miss Crazy\" - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Daisy Crazzie:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn the chaotic lanes of Sunset Ridge, the inimitable Miss Daisy Crazzie is the only motorist who considers a steering wheel merely a prop for her theatrical daily escapade as she toodles around Cardagain Heights, oblivious to the fact that every man in town wants her vintage car. Clutching the wheel with spotless, white-gloved hands, Daisy sports a jaunty purple beret pinned with a sapphire feather that flutters against her wind-swept bangs. Miss Crazzie’s lavender-lashed eyes, framed by dramatic touring goggles, are frantic as she shifts into high gear but forgets where she is going. But never mind, as the wild ride is most justified when Daisy reaches somewhere that looks familiar, such as her therapist’s office or even her own driveway! Everyday is happy when one is pleasantly insane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Miss Daisy Crazzie. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Daisy's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45600574505157,"sku":"12","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/12_-_Driving_Miss_Crazy-image.webp?v=1775508578"},{"product_id":"garden-party","title":"Gardenia Pardy - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIn the sun-dappled courtyard of her estate, Gardenia Pardy stands as the ultimate patron of botanical elegance. She cradles a lush bouquet of colorful springtime tulips as if they were a prize-winning award for having endured another winter above the cliffs of Cardagain Heights.  Dressed in a delicate, white polka-dot blouse and a grand purple sun hat adorned with a single, dainty flower, she navigates the social season with a quiet, refined grace as Gardenia greets every April, May and June that comes calling. Soon, she will open her extensive grounds for an annual evening soiree that will feature the Cardagain Heights Orchestra orchestrated by none other than world-famous travelling companion, Conductor \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/birthday-overature?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=is\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003eIsadore Herr\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Gardenia Pardy. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Gardenia's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Gabby listens intently to the village secrets, always ready to chime in with a quick-witted remark or a supportive laugh while her sharp, red-manicured nails tap a rhythmic beat against the handset. For Gabby, the world is a fascinating web of stories waiting to be told, and as long as the dial tone remains steady, she is perfectly happy being the heartbeat of the local grapevine.  And by the way, the biggest rumor of all making the rounds is whether or not she will finally give up her landline and get a smart phone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Gabby Gabsworth. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Gabby's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Timmy's ensemble is a masterclass in eccentric charm, featuring a festive bow tie speckled with hearts and crescent moons that seems to vibrate in harmony with his rosy, oval cheeks. As he leans forward with a mischievous glint in his eye, everyone in the room holds their breath, knowing that whether he is delivering a blistering one-liner or a nonsensical riddle, Timmy's comedic timing is as sharp and undeniable as the vibrant red of his poker-faced blush.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Timmy Toots. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Timmy's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. 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With a rugged dusting of stubble on his chin and a wide, toothy grin that suggests he’s just heard a particularly good sea shanty, Tobias handles his catch with the gentle precision of a true maritime expert. With his bicep tattooed with a nautical blue anchor, Tobias proudly displays his latest prize - a rare, vibrant blue lobster that mirrors the color of his own twinkling eyes. Even while wearing heavy green waterproof gloves and a practical wristwatch to track the tides, Tobias’ rosy red cheeks and cheerful expression prove that he finds as much joy in the mysteries of the deep as he does in a successful day's haul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Tobias Undertow. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Tobias' story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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More subtly, Lady Noteworthy used the euphemism, “Tuesday evening special, please!” to signal she was ready to toast the day with a fresh martini; complete with its inclusion of the lady’s favorite exotic green olives and extra olives at that. The clinking sound of ice against her glass was music to her ears. As Lady Noteworthy took her first sip, a confident smile played on her lips; some called it the grey-haired blues, she called it \"Martini Time\". She held her glass high and toasted her younger sister, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/princess-rubicon-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=prin\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Princess Rubicon\"\u003ePrincess Rubicon\u003c\/a\u003e, who had come to join her. Lady Noteworthy was so proud of her beautiful younger sister who had married the late Prince Hugo of Luxvaria. Born of humble beginnings, Lady Noteworthy thinks back to the simple days of her early youth before her parents struck oil on their farm, days of poverty that Princess Rubicon never knew.  After toasting the Princess, Lady Noteworthy asks her sister, “How is \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-tough-guy-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=joey\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Joey Rubicon\"\u003eJoey\u003c\/a\u003e doing?” At the end of their happy hour, Princess Rubicon adds, “You know, that boy gets everything.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Lady Noteworthy. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Lady Noteworthy's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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It is rumored that she descended from the likes of the Beverly Hillbillies or was it Minnie Pearl? Whatever her pedigree, Lena’s vibrant red cheeks and matching lips painted a picture of someone ready for a hike in the hills of Tennessee instead of Sunset Ridge where she was raised. Despite her looks, Lena is equally comfortable at a rodeo as she is at a formal tea party, even if others are not. Every accessory, from Lena’s detailed collar to the flower-shaped purple bow at the base of her neck, is a deliberate choice, reflecting a spirit as colorful and unique as her nickname suggests. Pink Pony Girl is a name that stuck since high school days at the exclusive, coed Top Card Academy; given to her by none other than her former fellow student \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-tough-guy-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=joey\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003eJoey Rubicon\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Lena Cowbella. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Lena's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45604450959557,"sku":"25","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/25_-_Pink_Pony_Girl-image.webp?v=1775495000"},{"product_id":"lay-down-your-heart","title":"Duchess Drucella Deliria - Queen of Hearts - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIn her house of cards, every day is a performance, and the maiden Queen of Hearts always holds the winning hand. A seasonal import from Lichtenstein, The Queen of Hearts, known more formally as the Dutchess Drucella Deliria, whose comings and goings were publicized in the Cardagain Chronicle by the relentlessly ruthless local social columnist, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/telle-truth-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=te\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Telle Truth\"\u003eTelly Truth\u003c\/a\u003e, is caught off guard wearing her finest platinum crown that is adorned no less with her signature red heart-shaped pigeon’s blood rubies. With the deck of life stacked in Drucella’s favor, The Duchess Deliria unapologetically intends to win every round. As a matter of record, as revealed by Telle Truth, of course, when not in Lichtenstein, the Dutchess resides at #1 Something Place, “where everyone is really something,” as their slogan goes. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Duchess Drucella Deliria and her Queen of Hearets look. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the Duchess' story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Abigail has a busy birthday of activities planned. After she and her entourage of girlfriends, including Jonathon’s mother, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/fancy-ooh?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=fann\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Fancy Ooh\"\u003eFanny Flickers\u003c\/a\u003e, lunch el fresco on the veranda of the fashionable Cardagain House Restaurant, they will watch\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=jon\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003e Jonathon Juggles\u003c\/a\u003e walk the tightrope as he balances Abigail’s birthday cake atop his head. Abigail sighs as her cake is cut and served, especially grateful for another birthday in paradise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Abigail Givings. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Abigail's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Maestro knows that he must deliver his best performance before the elite of Cardagain Heights before the annual fund raising appeals go out in the mail. Maestro Herr makes sure the repertoire includes a waltz for the folksy and generous \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/lay-down-your-heart?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=du\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003eDuchess Deliria\u003c\/a\u003e and a playful scherzo to appease the affable and affluent Princess Rubicon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Maestro Isador Herr. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the Maestro's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45604623253701,"sku":"35","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/35_-_Birthday_Overture_-_image.webp?v=1781038782"},{"product_id":"captain","title":"Captain Rhett - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Captain  Rhett:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHusband to \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/geisha-greetings?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=jap\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Japonica Fanning\"\u003eJaponica Fanning\u003c\/a\u003e and owner of Cardagain House Restaurant, is navigating a tricky situation, not his modest yacht nor a storm this time, but the perplexing art of choosing the perfect bow tie for the annual Sailor's Ball to be held at the Cardagain Heights Civic Center ballroom. With his distinguished, swirling mustache neatly trimmed and his vibrant red cheeks glowing with excitement, Rhett is ready to sail into the social event of the season and drop anchor right in the middle of the dance floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Captain Rhett. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the Captain's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45604684923077,"sku":"37","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/Captain_-_edited.png?v=1768429818"},{"product_id":"pumpkin-reveal","title":"Pumpkin Reveal - Zorroto the Ghost - Halloween Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Zorroto the Ghost:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe mysterious figure, leads the annual parade at the start of the Cardagain Heights autumn festival. Zorroto, the mythical keeper of the vegetable harvest, glides through the shadows with a flair for the dramatic. Masked and cloaked in a flowing white cape, Zorroto is the thief of summer who steals its harvest. With a flourish that sent his orange-feathered hat tilting, he parts the fabric, dramatically revealing a small, perfectly carved Jack-O-Lantern. Who plays Zorroto is a well-kept secret. Even \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/telle-truth-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=telle\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Telle Truth\"\u003eTelle Truth\u003c\/a\u003e, the local gossip columnist, cannot name him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Zorroto The Ghost. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the Mysterious Character's story and how they are involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. \u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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With a dramatic flourish, the ghost opens his cape, revealing not a chilling secret, but a vibrant birthday cake overflowing with promise.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Zorroto The Ghost. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the Zorroto's story and how they are involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. 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Madame Zestla's red lips, shaped like the very symbol she sees, curve into a knowing smile beneath her rosy cheeks. It isn't just a prediction of a great love, Madame Zestla foresees a profoundly happy future.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Madame Zestla and her crystal Ball. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Madame Zestla's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight Matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. 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The swirling visions usually offer glimpses of love or fortune, but today, the image is exceptionally clear. There, swirling in the blue light, is a perfectly formed stork carrying a tiny baby bundle. Madame Zestal's deep penetrating eyes widen as she bellows in delight, \"A Baby in your future!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Madame Zestla and her crystal Ball. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Madame Zestla's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. 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Madame Zestla's large blue eyes lift beneath her heavy lids; she is clearly eyeing a special gift for a special moment. A delightful surprise unfolds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight Matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. The front of this card features a cartoon print of Madame Zestla. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Madame Zestla's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Upright, Duplicity sports an elegant red headpiece and mysterious eyes, presenting  herself as serious or perhaps even pouty. Yet, should her mood change suddenly in a 180 degree turnaround,  Duplicity transforms into an elegant old-world woman, revealing a boisterous, fun-loving alter ego that loves sucking on lollipops; ready for a carnival ride that turns her world upside down!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Duplicity Turner. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Duplicity's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Be sure to turn the card upside down so you can see Duplicity's other side! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45605260820677,"sku":"43","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/43_-_Turn_Me_Around-image.jpg?v=1775247640"},{"product_id":"royal-greetings","title":"Royal Greetings - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eRoyal Greetings! 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The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features HRM's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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The delicate fan in Japonica’s hand, moves with a practiced grace as she bows. Every detail, from the beautiful geisha's dramatic eyelashes to her perfectly painted red lips, conveys timeless elegance, traditional form, and artistic flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Japonica Fanning. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Japonica's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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Tonight is her night, as she attends \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/martini-time?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=lad\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003eLady Noteworthy's\u003c\/a\u003e annual charity ball; and Frilla, who has her eyes on the lookout for a fella, has every intention to make each minute count, from the first toast of the evening to the last dance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Frilla Brazilla. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Frilla's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. 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Olivia's father left her a smattering of commercial properties.  Olivia had a busy schedule, and things needed to move along. It was time for her to \"Snap To It\" and hurry over to \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-brunch?_pos=3\u0026amp;_psq=ch\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003eChef Marco\u003c\/a\u003e's restaurant, where she planned an unofficial lunch with Cardagain Heights Mayor Blinkly and his urban planner.  There would be little time for small talk, as Olivia had a property line dispute to discuss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Olivia Olay. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Olivia's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45608574222533,"sku":"48","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/Olay.jpg?v=1768498501"},{"product_id":"glory-girl","title":"Gloria Swansong - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Gloria Swansong:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn her world of bright lights and heavy velvet swags, she is the ultimate \"Glory Girl,\" a movie star who always commands the spotlight. 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In fact, you are always invited to give Wheeler a 180 degree turn of your own. It holds the promise of not only a major mood swing for Wheeler but a change in perspective for you as well. Wheeler is married to \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/turn-me-around\" title=\"Duplicity Turner\"\u003eDuplicity Turner\u003c\/a\u003e. They reside in the Cardagain Heights neighborhood of Upside Downs, where together the two of them are constantly turning heads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Wheeler O. Turner. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Wheeler's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Be sure to turn the card upside down so you can see his other side! 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At least she would remember how to get home; as soon as she saw the grand iron gates to \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/princess-rubicon-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=prin\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Princess Ruby\"\u003ePrincess Ruby\u003c\/a\u003e’s she knew her driveway was just around the bend. In fact, Maud was a bit embarrassed to admit that she had slightly side-swiped a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/mickey-moose-greeting-card-copy?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=hair\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Hairess Drives a Red Convertible\"\u003ered convertible\u003c\/a\u003e car parked just outside Princess Rubicon’s gates a day earlier. Maud reproached herself for her feeble attention but eventually brushed the whole thing off as she assumed anyone visiting the Princess could well afford a slight paint repair. Furthermore, Maud reasoned that the sporty red convertible was simply sticking out too far from the curb and the fault belonged to the car’s owner, not her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this greeting card features a cartoon print of Maud Moony. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Maud's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. 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As well, she enjoys sun tanning at the public beaches and visiting the Cardagain Pier in the evenings, where she admittedly likes to feast her eyes on such delights as cotton candy and funnel cakes. Crystal is a recent import to the area and hails from the Windy City where she was formerly an administrator at the Chicago Lyric Opera, where she learned how to keep her chin up, her lungs full of sound, and dress in a flashy, commanding style. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this greeting card features a cartoon print of Crystal Bright. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Crystal's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. 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