{"product_id":"archduchess-achingclaws-greeting-card-copy","title":"Mary \u0026 Perry Puddlemire - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMeet Mary and Perry Puddlemire:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThey are a New York City couple that have old family connections to the West Coast. Perry attended Top Card Academy high school prep in Cardagain Heights and Mary did her teaching assistantship at Thanks University, where the two happened to meet while Perry was taking courses in film and creative writing. At the time, Perry was living with his Aunt \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/another-year-older?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=gil\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Gilda T. Goldenrod\"\u003eGilda T. Goldenrod\u003c\/a\u003e in Sunset Ridge. Today, Perry is a fantasy fiction writer and Mary is an interior designer. Mary and Perry live with their two children, Sissy and Joey, and their rambunctious magical cat, Starlight, above the wings of the grand old Star-Lux Theater by Times Square. Presently, Perry is in town to pitch one of his books as a potential screenplay to the creative staff at nearby Dizzy Globe Studios. In fact, as of this writing, local gossip columnist, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/telle-truth-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=te\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Telle Truth\"\u003eTelle Truth\u003c\/a\u003e, has just caught wind of Perry’s interview and Telle’s fingers are on the keypad flying faster than his swoopy, snoopy drone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Mary and Perry Puddlemire. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the Puddlemire's story and how they are involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBe sure to check back soon for the fictional novel from JJ Goeders; \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/the-other-side-of-everywhere-fictional-novel?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=the+other\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"The Other Side of Everywhere\"\u003eThe Other Side of Everywhere\u003c\/a\u003e. Featuring Mary \u0026amp; Perry Puddlemire, their two childeren Sissy and Joey, and their beloved magical cat, Starlight. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46094867595461,"sku":"91","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/91_-_Couple_-_image.webp?v=1776433899","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/archduchess-achingclaws-greeting-card-copy","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}