{"product_id":"balanceo-the-owl-greeting-card-copy","title":"Shruggles the Horse - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet Shruggles the Horse,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe has lavish lashed eyes and a floppy mane that gives her a look of startled, slightly unhinged surprise. Her perpetually long, narrow snout is less a functional piece of anatomy and more a hazard, prone to knocking over water troughs with a simple turn of the head. Shruggles ignored the wink and heard, “interesting profile,” revealing some thoroughbreds would rather eat straw when facing satire.  This regal equine lives in the stables behind the Noteworthy property. She loves her adoring owner,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/martini-time?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=lad\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Lady Noteworthy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, and eagerly looks forward to their early morning romp together through the adjoining woods of Sunset Ridge. Shruggle's big brown eyes keep a keen watch over everything in the woods, too, lest she come upon something unexpected and take a fall. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Shruggles the Horse. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Shruggles' story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46093249904837,"sku":"85","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/85-horse-image.webp?v=1776372116","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/balanceo-the-owl-greeting-card-copy","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}