{"product_id":"bette-greeting-card-copy","title":"Maud Moony - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Maud Moony:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe was certain she had packed everything for the Cardagain Garden Club social: her most extravagant purple velvet hat, her elegant bell earrings, and her best gloves. She patted her hands together nervously as a tiny voice in her head asked, \"What did I forget?\" It was a simple question that often led to complicated answers for Maud; was it a forgotten name tag or, heaven forbid, the cucumber sandwiches? At least she would remember how to get home; as soon as she saw the grand iron gates to \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/princess-rubicon-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=prin\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Princess Ruby\"\u003ePrincess Ruby\u003c\/a\u003e’s she knew her driveway was just around the bend. In fact, Maud was a bit embarrassed to admit that she had slightly side-swiped a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/mickey-moose-greeting-card-copy?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=hair\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Hairess Drives a Red Convertible\"\u003ered convertible\u003c\/a\u003e car parked just outside Princess Rubicon’s gates a day earlier. Maud reproached herself for her feeble attention but eventually brushed the whole thing off as she assumed anyone visiting the Princess could well afford a slight paint repair. Furthermore, Maud reasoned that the sporty red convertible was simply sticking out too far from the curb and the fault belonged to the car’s owner, not her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this greeting card features a cartoon print of Maud Moony. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Maud's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46091535450309,"sku":"60","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/60-WhatdidIforget-image_71c2d6e4-1f52-4f01-b6eb-d9589bb2564c.webp?v=1776444078","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/bette-greeting-card-copy","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}