{"product_id":"bruno-brownlow-greeting-card-copy","title":"Minnow Fidgets - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMeet \u003c\/span\u003eMinnow Fidgets:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eShe is an aspiring opera singer by night;  by day, Minnow works as a fingernail technician at the Golden Goddess Salon and Spa in Cardagain Village.  \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-get-well-soon?_pos=3\u0026amp;_psq=bl\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Millie Downout\"\u003eMillie Downout\u003c\/a\u003e, when she is up and feeling her finest, is a great fan of Minnow’s and also a frequent client.  Millie is quite impressed by Minnow’s high C and believes that Minnow will grow to be larger than life as her career opportunities expand. \u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-406a3e0c-7fff-f75d-c01c-d8c5d6da57df\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Minnow Fidgets. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the Minnow's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46094873133253,"sku":"93","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/93_-_Minnow_Fidgets_-_image.webp?v=1776434907","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/bruno-brownlow-greeting-card-copy","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}