{"product_id":"crystal-bright-greeting-card-copy","title":"Willy Orwontee - Circus Clown - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Willy Orwontee:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA popular clown at the Sunset Circus in the hills of Cardagain Heights. Willy is easily recognized by his colorful outfit, complete with a frizzy hair doo and skullcap, with a wide red smile that he uses to greet everyone who enters the gate. Willy also meanders the nearby arcade where he is often heard shouting out, “Clowngratulations!” when someone wins a teddy bear or stuffed animal in a game of chance. While Willy appears to be a frivolous clown on the surface, he has a much more sober job by day as a crime scene detective. As greeter at Sunset Circus, Willy also keeps a close watch on any suspicious looking characters or activities that he can pass along to security.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this greeting card features a cartoon print of Willy Orwontee. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Willy's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46091555307717,"sku":"62","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/62-Clow-gradulations-image.webp?v=1776349381","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/crystal-bright-greeting-card-copy","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}