{"product_id":"desdamona-diamonds-greeting-card","title":"Desdamona Diamonds - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet Desdemona Diamonds:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe is said to be in competition with\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/princess-rubicon-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=prin\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Princess Rubicon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for who can claim title to the biggest ‘‘rock” in town, Cardagain Heights that is. A party girl through and through, Desdemona lives life in the fast lane, just north of Sunset Ridge to be clear. Desdemona and her husband Ulysses are best known in local circles for their Halloween masquerade ball that has grown so popular over the years that they can no longer host it in their cavernous castle but instead use the Civic Center arena as the venue for the annual pumpkin blowout.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Desdamona Diamonds. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Desdamona's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46092160204997,"sku":"76","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/76-DiamondRingLady-image.webp?v=1776361709","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/desdamona-diamonds-greeting-card","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}