{"product_id":"elio-elfish-holiday-greeting-card","title":"Elio Elfish - Holiday Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eEvery December, Elio Elfish works the hot dog stand at the Cardagain Heights Hair Tree Festival. The hot dogs he serves are always in heavy demand; plump, juicy and tasty to the core, and even better when steeped in Elio’s homemade relish of fried onions and mustard. A stop by Elio’s stand is a must for all festival goers who are in a rush for something delicious to eat while on the fly. Watching \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/princess-rubicon-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=prin\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Princess Rubicon\"\u003ePrincess Rubicon\u003c\/a\u003e get out of character and indelicately dig her fingernails into a hotdog bun dripping with ketchup is worth the price of admission. In this regard, Elio Elfish serves as the ultimate arbiter of holiday spirit, possessing a keen eye for those who've been both naughty and nice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Elio Elfish. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Elio's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46088868790469,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/16-ElieoElfish-image.webp?v=1776264802","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/elio-elfish-holiday-greeting-card","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}