{"product_id":"hairess-highperbola-greeting-card-copy","title":"I. Dee Clair - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet I. Dee Clair:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA name she insisted was not a play on ‘identity crisis’. She believes her avant-garde presentation is the height of subtlety, particularly the towering azure coiffure she referres to as her “intellectual storm cloud” and the bright pink cheek circles she claims represent “optimistic portals to another dimension.” In the end, I. Dee declared, “I am not a snob, but rather, a social minimalist.” I. Dee may, however, live well beyond her minimalist goals as she finds herself lost in her rambling 20,000 square foot white elephant that is teetering most noticeably on a Sunset Ridge knoll with spectacular vistas in every direction. So much personal space is understandably confusing. Just imagine how long it would take to cook dinner if you couldn’t remember which hallway leads to the kitchen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of I. Dee Clair. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the I. Dee's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46092189860037,"sku":"83","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/83-IDeeClaire-STORYCARD_1.webp?v=1776364361","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/hairess-highperbola-greeting-card-copy","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}