{"product_id":"larry-luring-greeting-card","title":"Larry Luring - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eLarry Luring got his drivers license recently. His father gave him the old family car. Larry has spent months cleaning and polishing his new prize. Often in the evenings, especially on weekends, Larry takes his grandpa down to the Cardagain Pier at the ocean's edge, where Grandpa regales him with stories of catching the big one back in the day. Larry thrills at the tug on his fishline and secretly hopes that he might snag something of the likes of the legendary \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/mermaid-update?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=mar\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Marmalade the Mermaid\"\u003eMermaid Marmalade\u003c\/a\u003e who is rumored to hang out off the end of the pier. While he has never even caught sight of a mermaid, Larry nevertheless delights in taking home a mess of fish for his parents to prepare for a late dinner.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Larry Luring. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Larry's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46091827577029,"sku":"66","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/66-LarryLuring-STORYCARD_1.webp?v=1776352620","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/larry-luring-greeting-card","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}