{"product_id":"lobsterman","title":"Tobias Undertow - Lobsterman - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Tobias Undertow:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn the salty breeze of Crustacean Cove, just south of Cardagain Pier, lobsterman, Tobias Undertow, a secret admirer of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/mermaid-update?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=mar\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Marmalade the Mermaid\"\u003eMarmalade the Mermaid\u003c\/a\u003e, is a legendary figure of the docks, easily recognized by his bright yellow rain slicker and matching sou'wester hat. With a rugged dusting of stubble on his chin and a wide, toothy grin that suggests he’s just heard a particularly good sea shanty, Tobias handles his catch with the gentle precision of a true maritime expert. With his bicep tattooed with a nautical blue anchor, Tobias proudly displays his latest prize - a rare, vibrant blue lobster that mirrors the color of his own twinkling eyes. Even while wearing heavy green waterproof gloves and a practical wristwatch to track the tides, Tobias’ rosy red cheeks and cheerful expression prove that he finds as much joy in the mysteries of the deep as he does in a successful day's haul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Tobias Undertow. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Tobias' story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45604300718277,"sku":"21","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/21_-_Lobsterman-image.webp?v=1775505100","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/lobsterman","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}