{"product_id":"maximo-maracas-greeting-card-copy","title":"Baxter Buttercream - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet Baxter Buttercream:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA dapper older gentleman who waits tables at the Cardagain House Restaurant. He is featured in one of his signature, special event hats that Baxter dons when celebrating the glitterati and celebrities who frequently schedule birthday parties at the Cardagain House. Baxter, the once-off and fired butler to the reclusive Sunset Heights maven,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-valentines-day-candy-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=pene\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePenelope Pickers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, is now the choice server among that very crowd;\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/princess-rubicon-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=prin\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrincess Rubicon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e in fact, is noted for always requesting Baxter when she frequents Cardagain House. In fact, at one time, Princess Rubicon and her sister \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/martini-time?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=la\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLady Noteworthy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e used to fight over who would be served by Baxter until they made a truce and decided to solve the problem and always dine together. After all, as\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/telle-truth-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=tel\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTelle Truth\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e once quoted Lady Noteworthy, “If one is being served, it might just as well go easy on the eyes!” Of course, the Princess is in agreement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Baxter Buttercream. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Baxter's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46093328580805,"sku":"89","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/89_-_Baxter_Buttercream_-_image.webp?v=1776374936","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/maximo-maracas-greeting-card-copy","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}