{"product_id":"mermaid-update","title":"Marmalade the Mermaid - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Marmalade the Mermaid:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMarmalade isn’t your average mermaid; with a flair for the dramatic and a penchant for surface-world cosmetics, she spends her days patrolling the coral reefs with her trusty trident. In fact, the area’s most flamboyant guardian can be spotted on occasion just off the end of Cardagain Pier, where she has been the recipient of many tasty cast-off snacks by locals such as Blondie Blinkly, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/larry-luring-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=lar\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Larry Luring\"\u003eLarry Luring\u003c\/a\u003e, and even \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/delivering-thanks?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=dry\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Dryly Oops\"\u003eDryly Oops\u003c\/a\u003e who fishes at the end of the pier on his days off. When playfully riding the waves, Marmalade can be seen adorned in a vibrant cocktail of lime-green scales and a crown made of the finest seashells. Marmalade has a heart as big as the ocean, often using her trident less for combat and more for retrieving lost pearls to give to her most encrusted friends. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features the cartoon drawing of Marmalade the Mermaid. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Marmalade's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45958873252037,"sku":"1","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/1-Mermaid.webp?v=1773411782","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/mermaid-update","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}