{"product_id":"mickey-moose-greeting-card-copy","title":"Hairess Highperbola - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet Hairess Highperbola:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe is known in the competitive world of high-concept drag. She insisted her look wasn't \"over-the-top,\" but merely an exercise in \"geometric expressionism,\" which required a precisely executed style that defied both gravity and  aerodynamics. Summarily, Highperbola’s overall appearance has the applied precision of a professional cartographer mapping the chasms of Twin Peaks. He heard from his mother,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/princess-rubicon-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=prin\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Princess Rubicon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, that\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/miss-paulianna-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=paul\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Miss Paulianna\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e was scoping out Cardagain Heights. So he drove his ruby red convertible to his home town to cruise around looking for his favorite star. You can’t imagine what a cool dude\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-tough-guy-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=jo\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Joey Rubicon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e truly is when all the hyperbole is stripped away!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Hairess Highperbola. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the Hairess' story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46092181864645,"sku":"82","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/82-HairessHighperbola-image.webp?v=1776363907","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/mickey-moose-greeting-card-copy","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}