{"product_id":"mickey-moose-greeting-card","title":"Mickey Moose - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Mickey Moose:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePossessor of antlers that look suspiciously like oversized coat hooks. As he desperately trys to convince the local neighborhood association that his antlers aren't a zoning violation. But rather a “natural Wi-Fi signal booster” after he stumbled into a nearby traffic jam. Suddenly, afternoon commuters are testing his system as they desperately veer left and right. Mickey’s antlers save the day and ultimately prevail with extended coverage. Of course, when he is not an escapee from his unnatural habitat, Mickey Moose generally spends his time sashaying about the grounds of the Cardagain Zoo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Pietro Piratti. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Piratti's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46092178587845,"sku":"81","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/81_-_Moose-border-J.webp?v=1776363557","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/mickey-moose-greeting-card","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}