{"product_id":"miss-paulianna-greeting-card","title":"Miss Paulianna - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Miss Paulianna: \u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOn a recent day in Cardagain Heights, he sashayed into the local council meeting, her wig a gravity-defying inferno of yellow and red. To say she made a spectacle was an understatement to all Miss Paulianna stood for; although nothing short of electrifying, she wasn’t there to discuss the electric grid. Miss Paulianna had a public announcement to make, “Something racey is coming to the Heights!” In the audience, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/mickey-moose-greeting-card-copy?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=hai\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Hairess Highperbola\"\u003eHairess Hyperbola\u003c\/a\u003e looked to his long time pal and loyal car mechanic, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/turn-me-around-wheeler-o-turner-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=whe\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Wheeler O. Turner\"\u003eWheeler O. Turner\u003c\/a\u003e and they hi-fived not to mention turned a few heads.  Reactions sped to the forefront and everyone was ready to spin out a narrative.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Miss Paulianna. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Paulianna's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46092037587141,"sku":"70","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/70-RuPaula-Edited-lighterskin-USETHISONE.webp?v=1776444846","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/miss-paulianna-greeting-card","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}