{"product_id":"partridge-in-a-hair-tree-greeting-card","title":"Partridge in a Hair Tree - Holiday Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eNothing quite tops the annual unveiling of the “Partridge in a Hair Tree” ensemble. Held each December in the civic plaza in front of the Cardagain Heights City Hall, the hair tree crowning is a ritual that signals the official start of the annual Hair Tree Festival. Each year, a socially philanthropic matron is crowned with the hair tree.  The annually recreated Partridge in a Hair Tree was designed by movie and film hair stylist, Angel Clipperidge, of the nearby Wiggy Brothers Studios. The centerpiece of this festive spectacle is a towering, evergreen-tinted coiffure adorned with shimmering ornaments, golden garlands, and a literal golden birdcage nestled within the branches. While socialite \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/hey-babe?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=ab\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Abigail Givings\"\u003eAbigail Givings\u003c\/a\u003e balances the weight of the entire Twelve Days of Christmas on her head, her equally eccentric stylist—Angel Clipperidge, waves to the crowd with her sterling silver sheers. Former honorary Queens of the Hair Tree Festival include: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/martini-time?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=lady\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Lady Noteworthy - Former Partridge in a Hair Tree Winner\"\u003eLady Noteworthy\u003c\/a\u003e, Blondie Blinkly, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/geisha-greetings?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=jap\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Japonica Fanning - Former Winner of the Partridge and a Hair Tree\"\u003eJaponica Fanning\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/hairess-highperbola-greeting-card-copy?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=i+dee\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"I. Dee Clair - Former Partridge in a Hair Tree Winner\"\u003eI. Dee Clair\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features the cartoon print of Abigail Givings with Angel Clipperidge giving her the Partridge in a Hair Tree hairdo. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the details of the yearly tradition and how Abigail and Angel's story is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46028823363781,"sku":"4","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/4-APartrageandaHairtree-image.webp?v=1775236585","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/partridge-in-a-hair-tree-greeting-card","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}