{"product_id":"princess-rubicon-greeting-card","title":"Princess Rubicon - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eCheers to Princess Rubicon:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKnown in all the most exclusive circles as the ultimate \"Pink Diva.\" With a delicate crown featuring a pierced heart at the top and chunky purple and gold accents, she reigns over every gathering, including being a frequent guest at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/martini-time?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=lady\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Lady Noteworthy\"\u003eLady Noteworthy\u003c\/a\u003e’s, her fashion mentor and older sister. Rubicon’s gaze, accented with striking blue eyeshadow, holds a hint of mischief. She toasts to a life lived in flamboyant, unapologetic style. One day recently, the maid heard Princess Rubicon say  to her butler, “\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/delivering-thanks?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=dry\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Dryly Oops\"\u003eDryly\u003c\/a\u003e, is there something going on between you and Lady Noteworthy? Please stop getting my drink confused with my sister’s, no olives in my martini, do you understand? Thank you.” Princess Rubicon is a widow who has one child, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-tough-guy-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=joe\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Joey Rubicon - Hairess Hyperboloa\"\u003eJoey Rubicon\u003c\/a\u003e. He lives out of town but comes running when called upon by the Princess. Joey and his mother share many things in common, including high fashion and drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEditable content for each card:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Princess Rubicon. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the Pink Diva's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46089497510085,"sku":"56","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/56_-_Princess_Rubicon_-_image_a3f9bd85-74d9-4c98-8fec-822089c40ea5.webp?v=1776282687","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/princess-rubicon-greeting-card","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}