{"product_id":"rover-the-dog-greeting-card","title":"Rover the Dog - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Rover;\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe is not built like other dogs; his face is a masterful, continuous loop of black line, a simple design that captures the very essence of lovability. With his droopy brown ears and wide, googly eyes, he roves about the neighborhood, his tongue perpetually hanging out in a happy, relaxed way. Rover is a gentle soul, a silent companion whose unique, simple appearance made him a favorite among the local children in the Sunset Ridge neighborhood of Cardagain Heights.  However, Should Rover face a serious threat he’s quite capable of biting back.  No one is quite sure who Rover belongs to and it doesn’t seem to matter because everyone loves him and he loves everybody except maybe \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-sherlock-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=sher\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Sherlock\"\u003eSherlock\u003c\/a\u003e the day he visited \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/greeting-card-satirically-yours-valentines-day-candy-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=pene\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Penelope Pickers\"\u003ePenelope Pickers\u003c\/a\u003e, which is by the way, Rover’s under-the-radar owner, which he would defend to the death.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Rover. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Rover's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46092024217797,"sku":"68","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/68-Rover-image.webp?v=1776356200","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/rover-the-dog-greeting-card","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}