{"product_id":"telle-truth-greeting-card","title":"Telle Truth - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eTelle Truth is the consummate purveyor of the social climate in Cardagain Heights. As gossip columnist and social climber of the nth degree, Telle works for the local Cardagain Chronicle. Telle is charged with producing a weekly column designed to grab attention and extrapolate dubious suppositions so that ambiguity and imagination are celebrated in an artful form of fact, innuendo, and sophistry. Telle often goes on walks in the local park where he is known to launch his trusted companion, a drone he affectionately calls, “Beamer.” Beamer is known to flit about the midrise buildings of downtown Cardagain Heights, where it is often on the prowl to indiscreetly home in on a socialite or two in an effort to troll a good scoop of news. Telle’s favorite expression is, “never let the truth get in the way of a good story.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Telle Truth. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Telle's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46073013731525,"sku":"94","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/94_-_Telle_Truth_6a6dfada-1090-4340-a505-5fb1b94308f8.jpg?v=1775851754","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/telle-truth-greeting-card","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}