{"product_id":"the-cards-are-on-the-table-greeting-card-copy","title":"Jasper Jibbers - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet Jasper Jibbers:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe is a popular vendor at the local Cardagain Heights Farmers Market. Jasper sells quality, organic produce. He assures customers that only the richest fertilizers are used in growing his vegetables and fruits, “four-legged fertilizers”, he often chuckles as he chews a straw. While Jasper talks a blue streak, he is a bit uneasy around city slickers, though he doesn’t seem to mind their generous pocketbooks. While seemingly a little rough around the edges, Jasper is no fool, either; holding a PhD in animal husbandry and a masters degree in agronomics. Jasper’s favorite visitors to his produce stand include\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/curls?_pos=4\u0026amp;_psq=bl\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Blythe Burnitt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/fancy-ooh?_pos=2\u0026amp;_psq=fan\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Fanny Flickers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Jasper is an ardent fan of Fanny’s and would love it if she would plug his farm one day when she is hosting her talk show, Fanny’s Fancy. Jasper’s blood pressure leaps every time she quips, “Fancy that!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Jasper Jibbers. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Jasper's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46092124651717,"sku":"75","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/75-JasperJibbers-STORYCARD_5e394e70-9e77-46d2-a776-c3cc6b35ac1e.webp?v=1776361505","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/the-cards-are-on-the-table-greeting-card-copy","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}