{"product_id":"the-cards-are-on-the-table","title":"The Cards Are On The Table - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the Cardagain Heights Card Club. As they gather for their weekly showdown, tonight, the stakes are unusually high. The mayor’s trophy wife, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlondie Blinkly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e,  holds a hand she is certain will lead to victory, while her mustachioed mayor husband Mel, the honorable \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMayor Blinkly,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ponders what to do. Across the table, the gentleman in the green bow tie, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClarence Cardagain\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, keeps his hand held close to his chest showing no emotion with his placid poker face. Clarence’s longtime girlfriend, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePearl Peepers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, sporting an elegant brown bun, places a card down with a flourish, and to the amazement of the others, one card, the Queen of Hearts, suddenly trumps everything.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a print of the cartoon drawing of the Cardagain Heights Card Club. The center of the card is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features our original Satirically Yours Logo. Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45608706244805,"sku":"74","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/74_-_Cards_Are_On_The_Table.webp?v=1773414555","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/the-cards-are-on-the-table","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}