{"product_id":"turn-me-around-wheeler-o-turner-greeting-card","title":"Turn Me Around - Wheeler O. Turner - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMeet Wheeler O. Turner:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWheeler O. Turner, presently the rotating head of the Turner family, is most prominently known for having the best car repair garage in Cardagain Heights. Aside from his general funny business, Wheeler can put a steering wheel or crank shaft in high gear faster than he can spin his head around. In fact, you are always invited to give Wheeler a 180 degree turn of your own. It holds the promise of not only a major mood swing for Wheeler but a change in perspective for you as well. Wheeler is married to \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/turn-me-around\" title=\"Duplicity Turner\"\u003eDuplicity Turner\u003c\/a\u003e. They reside in the Cardagain Heights neighborhood of Upside Downs, where together the two of them are constantly turning heads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Wheeler O. Turner. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Wheeler's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Be sure to turn the card upside down so you can see his other side! Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46029033144517,"sku":"43A","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/43A_-_Wheeler_O_-_image.jpg?v=1775247913","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/turn-me-around-wheeler-o-turner-greeting-card","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}