{"product_id":"x-ray-man","title":"X-Ray Man - Get Well Soon Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eXerxes Ray Mann had his X-ray taken by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/nurse-bonnie-bubbles-greeting-card?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=nur\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Nurse Bonnie Bubbles\"\u003eNurse Bubbles\u003c\/a\u003e at General Woebegone General hospital. A pleasant man, the brain scan reveals that Xerxes is normal in spite of himself. Nurse Bubbles gave him two tablespoons of her special medicine and all is well. Xerxes starts off with a smile and walks out with one too, knowing that all is yet intact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front of this card features a cartoon print of Xeres Ray Mann. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features our original Satirically Yours  Envelope included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirically Yours","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45604528947397,"sku":"31","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2391\/5205\/files\/31-X-rayMan-2.jpg?v=1776280183","url":"https:\/\/satiricallyyours.com\/products\/x-ray-man","provider":"Satirically Yours","version":"1.0","type":"link"}