Gilda T. Goldenrod - Greeting Card

Meet Gilda T. Goldenrod:

As she holds an ice cream smoothie topped with a single flickering blue candle, it gives her a gentle reminder that she is, indeed, another year older. Gilda had ordered a birthday surprise from the bar at Chef Marco’s posh niche. Many of her best friends are there to toast the occasion, including Princess Rubicon and Lady Noteworthy, of course. Additionally, Gilda’s nephew Perry Puddlemire and his wife Mary flew in from NYC to add the ultimate icing on the cake to the birthday celebration. Duchess Deliria especially likes Gilda’s contoured hat and is going to head down to the chic shop on Roaditto Drive after the birthday luncheon to see if they have another one that matches Gilda’s. The avant garde, contoured hat has caught everyone's attention as Gilda works the crowd of friends and admirers. Flamboyant to a “T” Gilda staunchly believes that birthdays, and especially hers, should be celebrated with tasteful flair and graceful resignation, despite the number. Cheers to another year well lived!

The front of this card features a cartoon print of Gilda T. Goldenrod. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Gilda's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.

Printed on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25" x 5.5" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.

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