Archduchess Achingclaws - Greeting Card

Meet Archduchess Ambrosia Achingclaws:

Princess Rubicon’s third cousin twice-removed, Archduchess Ambrosia Achingclaws,  (yes, she subscribes to AAA) has recently been mentioned in Telle Truth’s social column.  Telle’s roving phantom drone allegedly captured Achingclaws lunching in downtown Cardagain Heights on the Cardagain House veranda with none other than Lady Noteworthy and of all people, Princess Rubicon’s butler, Dryly Oops! Rumors are flying in the highest social circles. Why was Lady Noteworthy’s sister and constant companion, Princess Rubicon, Dryly Opps’ employer, not present? Inquiring minds are freaking out. What does it mean? Telle Truth asks, “Is there a family rift among the royals or perhaps a shift to commoners?” However, the most sought after answer to the question remains, “Who paid the bill?”, which by the way was served up by veteran waiter Baxter Buttercream.  More digging is needed. It is not everyday that a scoop like this turns common dirt to gold.

The front of this card features a cartoon print of Archduchess Achingclaws. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the Archduchess' story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.

Printed on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25" x 5.5" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.

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