Blondie West - Greeting Card

Meet Blondie West:

In the velvet-draped corner of the Sapphire Speakeasy, Blondie West reigns supreme, a living testament to the glitz of a bygone era. Her vibrant yellow curls bounce with every dry-witted remark, perfectly framed by a regal purple headband with its towering blue ostrich feather. Madame Blondie is a masterpiece of high-fashion theatricality and yesteryear glory days. Through piercing blue eyeshadow and a heart-shaped pucker, she watches the blur of her zesty life go swirling by, awaiting the next available bachelor to suavely invite her onto the dance floor for a tango. In the event it is a slow night, Blondie knows she can always swap hips with the restaurant’s owner, who is always available to take a swoon with his longtime regulars.

Each card features the cartoon drawing on the front, a blank interior of the card allows for your personalized message, and the back of the card features our original "Satirically Yours" by Jon logo. An envelope is also included.

The front of this card features a cartoon print of Blondie West. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Blondie's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.

© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.