Conrad Bookers - Greeting Card

Meet Conrad Bookers:

Husband to Ellie Bookers and founder of the Bankenstein Group, he has read more than 20,000 books, mind you many of them were before the age of six. An acclaimed child prodigy with an unmeasurable I. Q., Conrad was a millionaire by age seven, with as many patents to his name by his eleventh birthday. Today, Conrad is part of the exclusive and secretive Billionaire’s Club, hidden somewhere, think Harry Potter-style, in the middle of Cardagain Heights. Local newspaper gossip, Telle Truth, has reported that his sneaky drone has pinpointed the exact location where the Billionaires Club is located but to avoid a lawsuit, it cannot be published. However, Telle did publish in his recent gossip column that when Conrad Bookers is not flying around the world in his private jet to sign business contracts, the dabbling dilettante is volunteer librarian of the rare catalogues collection that the Billionaire’s Club has amassed; a very private collection at that and not available to their wives or the general public at large.

The front of this card features a cartoon print of Conrad Bookers. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Conrad's story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.

Printed on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25" x 5.5" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.

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