Gabby Gabsworth - Greeting Card

In the bustling condos of Chatterbox Row, tucked between the Cardagain Heights Civic Center and Sunset Ridge, Gabby Gabsworth, known as the unofficial central operator, possesses a rare talent for balancing a telephone receiver and a juicy piece of news with equal dexterity. With her bright blue eyes wide with the thrill of the latest scoop, she spends her afternoons connected to a coiled cord that seems like a natural extension of her arm. Gabby listens intently to the village secrets, always ready to chime in with a quick-witted remark or a supportive laugh while her sharp, red-manicured nails tap a rhythmic beat against the handset. For Gabby, the world is a fascinating web of stories waiting to be told, and as long as the dial tone remains steady, she is perfectly happy being the heartbeat of the local grapevine.  And by the way, the biggest rumor of all making the rounds is whether or not she will finally give up her landline and get a smart phone.

The front of this card features a cartoon print of Gabby Gabsworth. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Gabby's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.

Printed on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25" x 5.5" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.

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