Blah-Humbug - Get Well Soon Greeting Card

Millie Downout utters “Blah-Hum-Bug,” with a theatrical sigh that is slightly muffled by the thermometer sticking out from her purple lips. The red bow in Millie’s hair felt heavier than usual, and the green checked ribbons, which normally matched her cheerful disposition, seemed to sag along with her mood. Tucked snugly into her dotted bedding, Millie manages to wiggle her long fingernails, a silent protest against having a cold on a perfectly lovely day. Usually a gadabout in the Cardagain Heights social scene, not to mention a frequent extra on the soap opera, Hot Flashes, poor Millie has neither the will nor the strength to pick up her smart phone and find out what is happening around town.

The front of this card features a cartoon print of Millie Downout. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features Millie's story and how she is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.

Printed on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25" x 5.5" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.

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