Did inflation hit your spooky season fund? Don’t panic. Skip the expensive makeup, the itchy wigs, and the elaborate props. This shirt is your legally binding, absolute minimum-effort Halloween costume. Featuring the beautifully chaotic, Willy Orwontee Circus Clown, who looks just as financially stressed as the rest of us, this tee does 100% of the festive heavy lifting so you don't have to. It's cynical, it's comfortable, and it answers the question "Where is your costume?" before anyone can even ask.
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
