Hairess Highperbola - Greeting Card

Meet Hairess Highperbola:

She is known in the competitive world of high-concept drag. She insisted her look wasn't "over-the-top," but merely an exercise in "geometric expressionism," which required a precisely executed style that defied both gravity and  aerodynamics. Summarily, Highperbola’s overall appearance has the applied precision of a professional cartographer mapping the chasms of Twin Peaks. He heard from his mother, Princess Rubicon, that Miss Paulianna was scoping out Cardagain Heights. So he drove his ruby red convertible to his home town to cruise around looking for his favorite star. You can’t imagine what a cool dude Joey Rubicon truly is when all the hyperbole is stripped away!

The front of this card features a cartoon print of Hairess Highperbola. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the Hairess' story and how he is involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Collect the characters, connect the drama! Envelope included.

Printed on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25" x 5.5" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.

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