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Ellie Bookers - Greeting Card

Ellie Bookers - Greeting Card

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Meet Ellie Bookers:

On the understated palmetto-laced boulevard of Trendsetter’s Square, this Cardagain Heights diva is the undisputed icon of avant-garde charm, effortlessly pulling off a style that is part high-fashion intellectual and part celebratory parade. Ellie Bookers, wife of CEO Conrad Bookers, founder of the illustrious Bankenstein Group, is often seen wandering the art galleries in her signature pink-and-white checkered coat, her wide, gap-toothed grin practically glowing under a set of oversized, spiral-rimmed glasses. Her most daring accessory is a hat that looks like a delicate wire sculpture topped with a tiny pink bow, which she wears with the absolute conviction of someone who knows she looks spectacular. With her bright red cheeks and whimsical curls peeking out from under her headwear, Ellie doesn't just walk into a room—she invites everyone around her into a joyful, technicolor conversation about where to put her newest donation to the Cardagain Heights Art Museum.

Printed on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25" x 5.5" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.

Each card features the cartoon drawing on the front, a blank interior of the card allows for your personalized message, and the back of the card features our original "Satirically Yours" by Jon logo. An envelope is also included.

© 2026 Satirically Yours. This artwork may not be reproduced in any way.

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