The "Childhood Trauma" Halloween Costume Tee Shirt

Forget ghosts, vampires, and zombies. If you want to evoke real psychological terror this Halloween, you have to go back to the source: the local birthday party entertainer from 1998.

Featuring a chaotic, sketchy line-art clown that looks like it crawled straight out of a forgotten nightmare, this tee is the ultimate lazy costume for anyone with a dark sense of humor. It requires exactly zero makeup, zero effort, and zero apologies. Just slip it on, head to the party, and let everyone know that you aren't just wearing a costume—you are wearing their deepest, unlocked core memories!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!