You're Outnumbered - Greeting Card

The guests gathered around the monstrous three-tiered cake, a blazing monument of countless birthday candles, each tiny flame a silent testament to a life well-lived. Someone in the crowd, perhaps Trey Lacy,  Maud Moony's butler, chuckled and whispered to Maud Moony, guest of honor, "Well, old friend, you're outnumbered by those candles." To their astonishment, Maud drew a great breath and every flicker went dark! Seated across the table, the bespeckled man, Snidely Pardy, whispered smugly to his wife, Gardenia,  seated on his left, "that old gal’s lungs are still fine even if she can’t hear a thing." "What was that?" Maud muttered.

The front of this card features a cartoon print of our Birthday Guests. The center space is blank for writing your own personal description, and the back of the card features the birthday groups story and how they are involved with the town of Cardagain Heights. Envelope included.

Printed on heavy weight matte paper; each card measures 4.25" x 5.5" as folded. Every card is carefully packaged to ensure a safe arrival. Please note: Colors may vary slightly from screen due to monitor settings.

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